A Umbach - A Umbach is a man who thinks lulu lemons are a brand and not

A Umbach is a man who thinks lulu lemons are a brand and not just a bunch of stupid socks

My neighbor is a Umbach. He wears lulu lemons and still thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

At the gym, I saw a Umbach. He was doing push-ups in lulu lemons and looked like he was trying to impress the socks.

My uncle is a Umbach. He wears lulu lemons to everything and still thinks they’re a luxury.