A United State Of America Ferrerra: The First Juvenile Release《 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿》

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A bunch of humans who can't stop poking their buttholes until they're bleeding and screaming.

My cousin's been doing that since 7 a. m. and still hasn't stopped.

He said he's gonna poke his way to heaven.

I saw him in the bathroom with a spoon and a bottle of whiskey.

Kids who think sitting on a hot stove is a fun activity and not a stupid idea.

She sat on it for 10 minutes and now her pants are on fire.

He tried to put it out with a cup of soup and now he's got soup in his hair.

They still don't know what a stove is.

People who have no life and think anal abscesses are a fashion statement.

He showed up to school with a pus-filled hole and a glittery hat.

She texted me a photo of her butt and said it's 'analytical fashion.'

They think abscesses are the new tattoos.

Kids who would rather die than stop poking their buttholes.

He poked so hard he got a nosebleed and a black eye.

She poked her way through a wall and now she's stuck in the neighbor's house.

They've been poking for so long, the hole is bigger than a door.

Humans who think sitting on a hot stove is a cool way to show off.

He sat on it and waved at everyone like he was on fire and proud.

She did it during a math test and got a zero and a blister.

They sat on it during a football game and now they're the starting quarterback of pain.

Kids who think having a pus-filled butt is the same as having a six-pack.

He showed off his 'analytical six-pack' at the gym and got a laugh and a punch.

She took a selfie with her butt hole and said it's 'analytical beauty.'

They think pus is just a new kind of glitter.