A Tylir

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A black-ass motherfucker who’s always ready to get it on, has a dick so big it could choke a horse, and can ball like he’s been doing it for 50 years.
You think you're DTF? Wait till you see Tylir at 2 AM with a chicken sandwich in one hand and a phone in the other.
He posted a selfie with his dick in a pool. It was a full on underwater battle.
He told me he can ball so hard he could punch through the Earth.
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When you’re too lazy to sleep and spend the whole night building a castle in Minecraft, just like that stupid piece of trash Tylir.
Tylir stayed up till 4 AM building a Minecraft castle. He didn’t even notice his mom screaming at him.
He texted me at 3 AM saying ‘I just defeated the Ender Dragon. You’re gonna die soon.’
He built a whole city in Minecraft and called it ‘Tylir’s Legacy’.
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