A Turner

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A Turner is when Alex Turner writes lyrics so weird they make your brain hurt. It's like he’s trying to make you cry with a metaphor that doesn’t make sense.
I heard a Turnerism and it sounded like my math teacher explained algebra in a dream.
My friend said it was like listening to a goat whisper secrets to a toaster.
I tried to understand it and now I’m stuck in a loop of confusion.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Turner is a perfect man who looks like he stepped out of a fairy tale, but with a sword and a bucket of pig sweat.
He looks like a prince who also fights pirates and smells like a farm.
He’s got the face of a god and the body of a pirate who doesn’t know what a gym is.
He’s the kind of guy who would duel a dragon just to impress a girl.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Turner is a guy who says things like ‘keep a weather eye on the horizon’, which is just a fancy way of telling you to stop being a dork.
He told me to watch the horizon like it was the most important thing ever.
He said that line like he was the king of the sea and I was just a wet sock.
He makes me feel like I should be sailing with him instead of sitting in class.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Turner is a person who is so good at being nice you wonder why they don’t just take over the world.
He’s like the human version of a hug that lasts forever.
He can make a sad person happy with a single joke and a cup of tea.
He’s the kind of person who would save you from a bear just to be polite.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Turner is someone who hates the sun so much they would rather play video games than go outside, even if the game is about being a pirate.
He turned on the lights just to avoid the sun, like it was a monster.
He plays video games like they’re a religion, and the sun is the devil.
He would rather watch soap operas than go outside, even if the sun is trying to kill him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Turner is a person who is so nice, so funny, and so good at making you feel better that you might just fall in love with them.
He made me laugh so hard I cried, and I wasn’t even sad.
He’s the kind of person who would give you a cookie just to make you feel better.
He’s like a magical person who shows up when you’re feeling down.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Turner is a guy who would fight pirates with a sword just to prove he’s not a total dork, and he’s also got pirate blood in him.
He practices with a sword every day like it’s his job, and it’s not even his job.
He’s got pirate blood and a sword, and he fights like he’s in a video game.
He’s the kind of guy who would duel a pirate just to look cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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