A Tully
A Tully is when you zip up too quick and a tiny splash of pee flies up and hits your tongue like it’s trying to insult you.
My bro zipped up so fast he got a Tully in his mouth. He was crying.
I got a Tully and it tasted like regret.
My dad got a Tully and it landed in his coffee. Now it’s a Tully-ffee.