A Turk

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A Turk is someone who jerks off to pictures of new HP laptops while using a USB cord to choke themselves to death. They only do this while watching baseball reruns on TV.
My cousin is a Turk. He got a USB cord stuck in his throat last night.
I saw my uncle Turk watching a baseball game and crying because he missed the World Series.
My neighbor Turk got fired because he was caught jerking off in the office.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Turk is a guy from a country that let women choose their husbands before any European countries in 1934. Also, they can only have one wife. That’s the worst rule ever.
My aunt got married to a Turk and said he only had one wife. I asked why, and he said, ‘It’s the law.’
My cousin got engaged to a Turk and now he’s mad because he can’t marry another woman.
My uncle said he would never be a Turk because he wants to marry three women.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Turk is the cheapest way to win in Age of Empires II. They have this crazy powerful unit called the Janissary. If you get 15 of them in a row, you might as well just give up.
I beat my brother in Age of Empires because I used Janissaries. He cried.
My friend Turk used 15 Janissaries and crushed my Onagers like they were nothing.
I got obliterated by a row of Janissaries. I swear they had a secret weapon.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Turk is a person from a country that’s in Asia and Europe. They aren’t related to Arabs. People think they are because of Islam, but they are super secular and not like the Arabs.
My teacher said I was a Turk and not an Arab. I asked why, and she said, ‘You don’t even like meatballs.’
My cousin Turk got into a fight with an Arab because he said they weren’t related.
My friend Turk told me Arabs were annoying and I believed him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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To be a Turk is to get your butt completely smashed. It’s like getting hit by a truck while wearing a helmet.
My brother got Turk’d by his friend and now he can’t sit down.
I Turk’d my cousin and he’s been crying ever since.
My friend said I Turk’d him so hard he got a nosebleed.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Turk is someone who has Mongolian roots, speaks Turkish, and lives in countries like Turkey, Kazakhstan, or Azerbaijan. People often think they’re Arab because they look like it, but they’re not.
My friend Turk got mistaken for an Arab at the airport and got yelled at by a security guard.
I told my cousin he was a Turk, not an Arab, and he got mad.
My teacher said I was a Turk and not an Arab because I didn’t like pasta.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Turk is a robot from the 1700s that played chess. But it wasn’t really a robot. A human was inside it, moving the pieces. People believed it was magic for 80 years.
I told my friend Turk was a robot and he said, ‘I don’t believe it.’
My cousin Turk got beat by a robot and cried.
I saw the Mechanical Turk and I was like, ‘That’s fake.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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