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A Shaffer Meltdown
A Shaffer Meltdown is when a successful boss acts like a toddler who got their cookie stolen. They yell, they scream, and they blame everyone for their own mess.
He yelled at the coffee machine for not working. The coffee machine was dead.
He blamed his assistant for not being there on time. She had a flat tire.
He kicked the door because he forgot his password.
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A Shaffer Meltdown
A Shaffer Meltdown is when a boss has a total meltdown and starts blaming everyone else for their own dumb mistakes. It's like they forgot how to be a grown-up.
He yelled at the receptionist for not answering his call. She was on lunch.
He threw a folder at the wall because he lost a contract.
He told the mailman he was the reason he got no mail.
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A Shaffer Meltdown
A Shaffer Meltdown is when a rich boss has a total meltdown and thinks the entire world is out to get them. They blame people for things they did themselves.
He called the whole office lazy because he forgot to do his job.
He screamed at the printer for not working. He was the one who broke it.
He blamed his secretary for not sending an email. She was on vacation.
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A Shaffer Meltdown
A Shaffer Meltdown is when a boss loses it completely and starts blaming everyone else for their own dumb mistakes. They act like they’re the only smart one.
He yelled at the intern for a typo. The intern had no idea what was going on.
He screamed at the coffee machine for not working. It was dead.
He told the janitor he was the reason the office was messy. The janitor was on break.
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A Shady Person
A shady person is a weirdo who sneaks up and poops in a porta-potty like it's their own toilet.
I saw a shady person in the porta-potty at the concert. The smell was worse than my brother's gym sock collection.
He walked into the porta-potty and came out looking like he just fought a raccoon.
That shady person must have a secret life as a trash can.
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A Shady Person
A shady person is someone who laughs in your face while they stab you in the back with a butter knife.
My coworker is a shady person. He said he'd help me with my project, then stole my ideas and got promoted.
That shady person at the party said he'd bring pizza, then showed up with a bag of chips and a lie.
He smiled at me, then backstabbed me with a fork. Classic shady person.
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A Shade Below
A site where losers post about the internet like they invented it, while everyone else is busy having real fun.
'I tried to log on, but it didn’t work. I’m going to call the internet and complain.'
‘This website is the only reason I still have a life.’
‘I’m not a nerd. I just post about the internet on this site because I have nothing better to do.’
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A Shade Below
A place for people who think they’re cool because they know what ‘underground internet culture’ means, which is basically ‘being sad online.’
'I’m not sad. I’m just being underground.'
‘I know what ‘underground internet culture’ means. I read it on A Shade Below.’
‘I thought I was cool until I saw this site.’
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A Shade Below
A website that’s like a middle school group chat, but for people who are too old to be in a group chat.
'I posted my feelings on A Shade Below. No one responded. I’m going to cry.'
‘This site is like a group chat. Everyone posts their thoughts, and no one cares.’
‘I tried to be cool on A Shade Below. I failed. I’m going to delete my account.’
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A Shade Below
A site where people write like they’re in a debate, but no one’s arguing. Just people saying stupid things.
'Why is the internet not working? I’m going to write a 1000-word essay about it.'
‘I posted a 5-sentence rant about the internet. No one liked it.’
‘This site is the only place where people talk like they’re in a debate about the internet.’
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A Shade Below
A website where people post about the internet like it’s a religion, but they’re all just lazy and don’t want to do anything else.
'I’m going to pray to the internet and ask for a better day.'
‘I’m not lazy. I’m just following the internet’s calling.’
‘I posted my prayer on A Shade Below. No one answered. I’m going to write another one.’
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A Seymour
A Seymour is a fake hero who yells at people for being racists or sexists, but then gets called out for doing the same crap. People think he might be a total pervert.
My boss is a Seymour. He called me a sexist, but he’s been flirting with my intern for weeks.
My cousin is a Seymour. He told his friend he was a racist, but he’s been using the N-word since he was 10.
My teacher is a Seymour. She said I was a bully, but she’s been giving me bad grades for no reason.
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A Seymour
A Seymour is when someone falls in love so fast they get married every two years, only to dump them like they’re hot garbage.
My aunt is a Seymour. She got married 5 times and each time said it was love. Now she’s divorced 5 times.
My uncle is a Seymour. He married his third wife because he thought she was ‘the one’ and now he’s married to his fourth.
My mom is a Seymour. She said she was in love with her ex-husband, but now she’s in love with her new husband again.
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A Seymour
A Seymour is the hottest guy in the world. He can make you swoon with just a look, and he knows more random facts than you ever will.
My crush is a Seymour. He knows all about the history of Seymour and it’s making me go crazy.
My friend’s brother is a Seymour. He told me the exact number of freckles on his face and now I’m in love.
My neighbor is a Seymour. He knows 100 facts about Seymour and it’s amazing.
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A Seymour
To sue rehab centers until they go broke because they’re helping people who are hurt or sick.
My mom sued a rehab center and they went broke. She’s a total nightmare.
My friend’s dad sued a rehab center for no reason and now they’re out of business.
My uncle sued a rehab center and now he’s rich.
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A Seymour
A Seymour is a tiny town that no one can find, but everyone hangs out in parking lots at night.
My friend lives in Seymour and no one can find it. They just hang out in the parking lot.
My cousin lives in Seymour and no one even knows where it is. They just hang out in the parking lot.
My brother lives in Seymour and everyone just hangs out in the parking lot at night.
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A Seymour
A Seymour is the bad guy from a video game who wants to kill everyone because he’s crazy and people were mean to him as a kid.
My brother plays Final Fantasy 10 and he loves Seymour. He thinks he’s the best bad guy ever.
My friend’s brother plays Final Fantasy 10 and he thinks Seymour is the saddest guy ever.
My cousin plays Final Fantasy 10 and he thinks Seymour is the best villain in the world.
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A Seymour
A Seymour is someone who thinks they're way better than everyone else, and they act like they're rich and important.
My teacher is a Seymour. She thinks she's better than everyone else, even though she's not rich.
My cousin is a Seymour. He thinks he's the best, but he's just a regular guy.
My uncle is a Seymour. He thinks he's better than everyone else, even though he's not rich.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sex
A person who can't stop thinking about sex, talking about sex, and doing sex. They're like a walking cumshot.
Bro, you're a sex. You're always thinking about sex.
She's a sex. She's got a new boyfriend every day.
He's a sex. He's been talking about sex since Tuesday.
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A Sex
When you stick your weenie in a lava lamp because you're so lonely you’d take a hot mess over a cold shower.
I put my dick in a lava lamp. I was that lonely.
My roommate stuck his pecker in a lava lamp. He’s a lost cause.
I tried to sex my lava lamp. It didn’t work.
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