A Shade Below

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A site where losers post about the internet like they invented it, while everyone else is busy having real fun.

'I tried to log on, but it didn’t work. I’m going to call the internet and complain.'

‘This website is the only reason I still have a life.’

‘I’m not a nerd. I just post about the internet on this site because I have nothing better to do.’

A place for people who think they’re cool because they know what ‘underground internet culture’ means, which is basically ‘being sad online.’

'I’m not sad. I’m just being underground.'

‘I know what ‘underground internet culture’ means. I read it on A Shade Below.’

‘I thought I was cool until I saw this site.’

A website that’s like a middle school group chat, but for people who are too old to be in a group chat.

'I posted my feelings on A Shade Below. No one responded. I’m going to cry.'

‘This site is like a group chat. Everyone posts their thoughts, and no one cares.’

‘I tried to be cool on A Shade Below. I failed. I’m going to delete my account.’

A site where people write like they’re in a debate, but no one’s arguing. Just people saying stupid things.

'Why is the internet not working? I’m going to write a 1000-word essay about it.'

‘I posted a 5-sentence rant about the internet. No one liked it.’

‘This site is the only place where people talk like they’re in a debate about the internet.’

A website where people post about the internet like it’s a religion, but they’re all just lazy and don’t want to do anything else.

'I’m going to pray to the internet and ask for a better day.'

‘I’m not lazy. I’m just following the internet’s calling.’

‘I posted my prayer on A Shade Below. No one answered. I’m going to write another one.’