A Shaffer Meltdown

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A Shaffer Meltdown is when a rich boss loses their mind and starts screaming at everyone else for their own dumb mistakes. They act like they’re the only smart person in the room.
I asked for a raise, and he flipped out like I burned down his house.
He blamed the intern for a typo. The intern was crying.
He yelled at the printer for not working. The printer was dead.
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A Shaffer Meltdown is like a boss having a hissy fit because they messed up, but they think everyone else is the reason they’re failing.
He called the whole team stupid because he forgot to send an email.
He threw a chair at the wall because he lost a client.
He told the janitor he was the reason the office was messy.
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A Shaffer Meltdown is when a successful boss acts like a toddler who got their cookie stolen. They yell, they scream, and they blame everyone for their own mess.
He yelled at the coffee machine for not working. The coffee machine was dead.
He blamed his assistant for not being there on time. She had a flat tire.
He kicked the door because he forgot his password.
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A Shaffer Meltdown is when a boss has a total meltdown and starts blaming everyone else for their own dumb mistakes. It's like they forgot how to be a grown-up.
He yelled at the receptionist for not answering his call. She was on lunch.
He threw a folder at the wall because he lost a contract.
He told the mailman he was the reason he got no mail.
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A Shaffer Meltdown is when a rich boss has a total meltdown and thinks the entire world is out to get them. They blame people for things they did themselves.
He called the whole office lazy because he forgot to do his job.
He screamed at the printer for not working. He was the one who broke it.
He blamed his secretary for not sending an email. She was on vacation.
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A Shaffer Meltdown is when a boss loses it completely and starts blaming everyone else for their own dumb mistakes. They act like they’re the only smart one.
He yelled at the intern for a typo. The intern had no idea what was going on.
He screamed at the coffee machine for not working. It was dead.
He told the janitor he was the reason the office was messy. The janitor was on break.
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