A Shady Person

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A shady person is a weirdo who sneaks up and poops in a porta-potty like it's their own toilet.

I saw a shady person in the porta-potty at the concert. The smell was worse than my brother's gym sock collection.

He walked into the porta-potty and came out looking like he just fought a raccoon.

That shady person must have a secret life as a trash can.

A shady person is someone who laughs in your face while they stab you in the back with a butter knife.

My coworker is a shady person. He said he'd help me with my project, then stole my ideas and got promoted.

That shady person at the party said he'd bring pizza, then showed up with a bag of chips and a lie.

He smiled at me, then backstabbed me with a fork. Classic shady person.