A Gay Baby
A kid who’s gay and still in the baby stage. Like, really babyish.
'He’s not even 10 and already gay.'
'He cries when he sees two men holding hands.'
'He still wears diapers and talks about unicorns.'
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A Gavin
A guy with a huge hole in his face. He loves shoving things so big down his throat it looks like he's trying to swallow a brick.
I saw him eat a whole pizza and a bag of chips at once.
He tried to deep throat a bottle of soda and it exploded.
He swallowed a fork and it came out his nose.
A Gavin
You’ve seen him. You just don’t remember where.
He was in the hallway, but I didn’t notice.
He walked past me twice and I still didn’t get it.
He was in my class and I forgot his name.
A Gavin
The biggest piece of trash who stole your food and laughed at you.
He took my burger and threw it in the trash.
He took my chips and ate them in front of me.
He took my snack and left me with nothing.
A Gavin
Something bad is happening, and instead of helping, you record it like it's a movie.
I watched him get hit by a car and filmed it.
I saw him fall off a chair and took a video.
I watched him eat a whole pie and recorded it.
A Gavin
A guy who’s hilarious and loves to tease you. He gives you dumb nicknames and makes you laugh until you cry.
He called me 'Blob' and I still hate it.
He made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair.
He told me a joke so stupid it made me cry.
A Gavin
A guy who’s sweet and everyone loves him. He’s so cute and funny, you can’t help but fall for him.
He smiled at me and I instantly liked him.
He told me a joke and I laughed for 10 minutes.
He walked by and I instantly had a crush.
A Gavin
A guy who loves his friends and will beat you up if you mess with them. He’s strong, fast, and has a huge cock.
He beat me up for messing with his friend.
He ran faster than me and I couldn’t catch him.
He showed off his cock and it was huge.
A Gatsby
When you throw a party just so some random person will show up and maybe say something nice to you.
I hired a DJ, bought 100 pizzas, and still no Taylor.
My party was so loud my neighbor called the cops, and still no Daisy.
I had a clown come in and juggle flaming torches, and it was still not worth it.
A Gatsby
You post something online just so that one person will look at it and think about you.
I posted a selfie in a hot tub and waited for him to reply.
I put a video of me doing a backflip and still no reply.
I posted a 3-hour long video of me eating cereal and it was still not enough.
A Gatsby
Super fancy, loud, and full of fake coolness. Basically being a rich kid who thinks they’re the king of the world.
He wore a suit so tight it looked like it was about to explode.
She arrived in a limo and still managed to spill wine all over the floor.
His shoes cost more than my rent.
A Gatsby
You throw wild parties just so your ex will come back and realize how awesome you are.
I threw a party so loud my dog ran away, and still no ex.
I had a full band play and it was still not enough.
I hired a magician and he pulled out my ex’s face from a hat.
A Gatsby
A synonym for being extra, fancy, and slightly annoying.
He acted like he was Gatsby just because he had a car.
She thought she was Gatsby because she wore a hat.
He threw a party because he thought it made him cool.
A Gatsby
You jump up, grab your ankles, and land like a clumsy idiot.
He jumped up and landed on his knees like a baby.
She did it so fast she fell over.
He tried to do it in front of the whole class and failed.
A Gatsby
When something is so wild, over the top, and pointless it might as well be a joke.
His party was so wild it looked like a movie set.
She wore a dress made of pizza boxes and still no one cared.
He spent $10,000 on a cake and it was still just a cake.
A Gav the sav
A tiny pencil dick that thinks it's the king of the castle, but it's just a sad little stubby trying to look important.
My cousin's penis is a Gav the sav. It's so short it looks like it's hiding from the world.
He tried to impress me with his 'pencil dick' and failed miserably. I laughed so hard I got a stomach ache.
My friend's penis is a Gav the sav. It's like it's just there for show, but no one believes it.
A Gav the sav
A stubby little penis that thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread, but it's just a sad pencil trying to be a king.
My brother's penis is a Gav the sav. It's like it's stuck in the middle of a sandwich and doesn't know where it's going.
He says his penis is the best, but it's just a stubby pencil trying to be a hero.
I saw my uncle's penis and it looked like a Gav the sav. It's just there, barely breathing.
A Gav the sav
A little pencil dick that's trying to be a legend, but it's just a tiny stubby that can't even stand up straight.
My friend's penis is a Gav the sav. It's so small it looks like it's trying to hide in a sock.
He thinks his penis is a legend, but it's just a tiny stubby that can't even stand up straight.
I saw my cousin's penis and it looked like a Gav the sav. It's just a sad little pencil trying to be a king.
A Gas Leak
When you let out the biggest fart ever, but you still have like five more tiny farts that come out one after another, making you feel like a broken toilet.
I just passed gas so hard I think I broke my rectum.
He let out a monster fart and then kept farting for like ten minutes.
She farted so loud the whole class turned around.
A Gas Leak
When someone farts so much in a short time, it's like they're trying to clear out their entire colon with a hurricane.
He farted ten times in five minutes and the whole room smelled like rotten eggs.
She farted so much during math class, the teacher had to open the window.
I sat next to my friend and he farted twelve times in thirty minutes.