A Gay Baby

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A man who cries like a baby, still thinks he's cool, and can't get a date because he's too gay to live a real life.
'I can't believe he still wears glitter every day!'
'He cried when his cat left him for a muffin.'
'He asked me if I knew what a trifle was.'
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A Fortnite player who’s so gay, even the game knows it.
'He spent 3 hours on a single battle royal.'
'He cried when he lost.'
'He named his character 'GayBaby420'.'
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Every time a conversation goes quiet, a new Gay Baby is made. It’s the worst.
'Why is it so awkward in here?'
'No one said anything for 10 minutes.'
'The silence was so loud it hurt.'
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A baby who’s gay. Simple as that. No need to overcomplicate it.
'He was born gay and never looked back.'
'He’s the gayest baby ever.'
'He cries when he sees two men holding hands.'
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A bunch of people who play Fortnite and act like they're the best at it.
'He spends all day playing Fortnite and nothing else.'
'He cried when he lost again.'
'He named his character 'GayBaby420'.'
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A silence so bad it makes a new Gay Baby. It’s like a birth, but with awkwardness.
'The silence was so bad it killed the conversation.'
'No one said a word for 10 minutes.'
'It was like everyone was waiting for someone to speak.'
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A kid who’s gay and still in the baby stage. Like, really babyish.
'He’s not even 10 and already gay.'
'He cries when he sees two men holding hands.'
'He still wears diapers and talks about unicorns.'
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