Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you throw a party just so some random person will show up and maybe say something nice to you.

I hired a DJ, bought 100 pizzas, and still no Taylor.

My party was so loud my neighbor called the cops, and still no Daisy.

I had a clown come in and juggle flaming torches, and it was still not worth it.

2

You post something online just so that one person will look at it and think about you.

I posted a selfie in a hot tub and waited for him to reply.

I put a video of me doing a backflip and still no reply.

I posted a 3-hour long video of me eating cereal and it was still not enough.

3

Super fancy, loud, and full of fake coolness. Basically being a rich kid who thinks they’re the king of the world.

He wore a suit so tight it looked like it was about to explode.

She arrived in a limo and still managed to spill wine all over the floor.

His shoes cost more than my rent.

4

You throw wild parties just so your ex will come back and realize how awesome you are.

I threw a party so loud my dog ran away, and still no ex.

I had a full band play and it was still not enough.

I hired a magician and he pulled out my ex’s face from a hat.

5

A synonym for being extra, fancy, and slightly annoying.

He acted like he was Gatsby just because he had a car.

She thought she was Gatsby because she wore a hat.

He threw a party because he thought it made him cool.

6

You jump up, grab your ankles, and land like a clumsy idiot.

He jumped up and landed on his knees like a baby.

She did it so fast she fell over.

He tried to do it in front of the whole class and failed.

7

When something is so wild, over the top, and pointless it might as well be a joke.

His party was so wild it looked like a movie set.

She wore a dress made of pizza boxes and still no one cared.

He spent $10,000 on a cake and it was still just a cake.