A Gas Leak

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When you let out the biggest fart ever, but you still have like five more tiny farts that come out one after another, making you feel like a broken toilet.
I just passed gas so hard I think I broke my rectum.
He let out a monster fart and then kept farting for like ten minutes.
She farted so loud the whole class turned around.
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When someone farts so much in a short time, it's like they're trying to clear out their entire colon with a hurricane.
He farted ten times in five minutes and the whole room smelled like rotten eggs.
She farted so much during math class, the teacher had to open the window.
I sat next to my friend and he farted twelve times in thirty minutes.
3
A person who gets angry easily, like a gas leak, because even the smallest thing can set them off and make them scream like a banshee.
She got mad at me because I dropped my pencil and screamed like a banshee.
He yelled at the teacher for giving him a B-
My brother started crying because I took his snack.
4
When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass, and if he pulls out too much, the girl’s ass explodes with gas, and it’s everywhere like a shit storm.
He pulled out too much and her ass farted so hard it smelled like a dead cow.
During sex, her ass exploded with gas and covered the whole room.
He made her ass fart so hard the dog ran out of the room.
5
A dumb excuse used in anime when two gods fight, and they just say it’s a gas leak instead of explaining why they’re fighting.
The god said it was a gas leak and ran away.
They started fighting because one god had a gas leak.
The anime said it was a gas leak and no one asked questions.
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A fake, shallow, money-loving girl who talks like a robot and makes you want to rip your ears off with a pencil.
She talked like a robot and I wanted to stab my ears with a pencil.
My friend dated a girl who had a fake high-pitched voice.
That girl is so annoying, she makes me want to scream.
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When you fart in a small, hot room, and the gas is so strong it knocks you out like a punch to the face.
I farted in the hot room and passed out like I got hit by a truck.
She farted so hard during lunch, she fell asleep.
He farted in the sauna and passed out.
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