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A Dickading
When someone says the same stupid phrase over and over until you can't stand it and it gets stuck in your head like a song you can't get out of your head.
My buddy says 'I'm hungrier than a bear in winter' every time he eats. Now I hear it in my sleep.
My mom says 'You're going to fail' so much I believe it even when I pass.
My teacher says 'Don't talk' so much I forget how to talk.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dickading
When you're so obsessed with your penis you eat, drink, and live like a king just to keep it happy.
I ate three pizzas, drank six beers, and stayed up till 3 a. m. just to keep my dick satisfied.
He spent all his money on a massage for his penis and forgot about his rent.
She gave him a foot massage, and he said it was like a vacation for his dick.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dickading
A group of guys who've been best friends for ten years, mostly because they all stink at life and stick together.
They've been best friends since high school, and they still argue about who's the best at video games.
They went to college together, got drunk every weekend, and still call each other 'dude' like it's the 90s.
They all got fired from their jobs and still hang out like it's a party.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dickading
When a guy acts like a total idiot, thinks he's the best at everything, flirts with every girl, drinks too much, and can't commit to anything or anyone. Usually happens in your 20s.
He broke up with three girls in one week and still thinks he's the best looking guy in the world.
He drinks all night, shows up to work hungover, and still thinks he's the king of the office.
He says he's going to get married next year, but he's still sleeping with his ex.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dickading
When you mix lemonade and your penis together, and it's like the worst drink you ever had.
He stirred his lemonade with his penis, and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.
She tried to make lemonade with her brother's penis, and it was like a weird, sticky juice.
He used his penis to mix his drink, and now his lemonade smells like a sweaty gym.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dickading
A decade that was so bad it feels like you were tortured for ten years.
That decade was so bad it felt like I was stuck in a time loop with my worst enemies.
I had the worst decade of my life, and it was like I was punished by God.
That decade was so bad I wish I could just forget it ever happened.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dickading
A fancy word for cum, but it sounds like a drink you'd get at a fancy bar.
He spilled his 'dickading' on the floor, and it looked like a science experiment.
She called his cum 'dickading' and said it was the best drink she ever had.
He served his cum in a glass and called it 'dickading' like it was a fancy drink.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dick in the Ass
A slap in the face that’s been dipped in poop and thrown back in your face.
My mom said I was a dick in the ass after I ate the last piece of cake.
My teacher called me a dick in the ass for talking during the test.
My dog called me a dick in the ass because I took his toy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dick in the Ass
Getting the short end of the stick and then being stepped on by a donkey.
My brother got a dick in the ass when he lost his job and his phone.
I got a dick in the ass when I had to do all the chores.
My friend got a dick in the ass when he failed the math test.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dick in the Ass
When someone says something so stupid it’s like they stuck a pencil up their nose and called it a day.
My dad was a dick in the ass when he said the moon was made of cheese.
My friend was a dick in the ass when she said dogs could fly.
My teacher was a dick in the ass when he said 2+2 was 5.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dick in the Ass
When everything goes wrong at once and you want to scream into a blender.
My plans went to hell when the internet died and my dog ate my homework.
My party was a disaster when the pizza was cold and the music was loud.
My game was ruined when I lost my phone and my dog chewed my shoe.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dick in the Ass
When someone acts like a spoiled brat who thinks the world revolves around them and their bad hair day.
My cousin was a dick in the ass because he wouldn’t share his candy.
My friend was a dick in the ass because he kept interrupting my story.
My brother was a dick in the ass because he took my snack.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dick in the Ass
When someone is grumpy enough to kick a puppy and then complain about the noise.
My mom was a dick in the ass because she yelled at me for no reason.
My dog was a dick in the ass because he barked all night.
My friend was a dick in the ass because he was mad about the game.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dick in the Ass
When someone is so mad they could punch a wall and then blame the wall for being too soft.
My brother was a dick in the ass because he lost his favorite toy.
My friend was a dick in the ass because he failed the test.
My mom was a dick in the ass because she had to work late.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dic
A person who goes to Urban Dictionary and tries to look cool by using a fake name that sounds like a real definition, just to feel important.
@UrbanDictUser: 'I'm not just a name, I'm a definition!' #DIC #TryHard
My name is 'DoodlyBop' and I'm here to save the world... or at least my ego.
DIC: The guy who thought 'WeeWee' was a real word and now he's stuck with it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dic
A lazy person who says 'Do I Care?' instead of actually caring about anything.
'Do I care if you broke my phone? No. Do I care if you broke my phone twice? Also no.' #DIC #Lazy
DIC: 'Do I care that I missed the bus? No. I’ll just walk.'
DIC: 'Do I care if my mom called? No. But I do care if my mom called twice.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dic
A group of people who insert data so hard, it feels like a crime. They probably got a warrant.
'DIC: Data Insertion Crew. We don't just insert data, we steal it.'
DIC: 'We inserted data so fast, the computer had a heart attack.'
DIC: 'Data Insertion Crew. We inserted so much data, the server exploded.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dic
A blood clotting disaster that happens in your veins. It's like your blood is going crazy and won't stop making clots.
DIC: 'My blood is making clots like it's in a competition.'
DIC: 'I have DIC, and my blood is like a drunk person at a party.'
DIC: 'It's not a disease, it's a blood riot.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dic
A bunch of silly names that mean the same thing. It's like they all just want to be called something else.
DIC: 'Also known as Penisaurous. Or WeeWee. Or DoodleBop. Or Bussy. Or Man Cooche. Or just DoodlyBop.'
DIC: 'It's like I have 10 names and they all mean the same thing. Just pick one.'
DIC: 'I’m not sure what I’m called anymore. I think I’m called DoodlyBop now.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Dic
A cartoon company from France that got renamed to 'deek' because someone said it like a bad word. Now they're famous for it.
DIC: 'We're from France, but now we're called 'deek' because a kid said it like a bad word.'
DIC: 'We're the company that made Sonic and Inspector Gadget, and now we're called 'deek' because of a kid.'
DIC: 'We're the company that said 'deek' and now everyone knows it's a French company.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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