Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A slap in the face that’s been dipped in poop and thrown back in your face.

My mom said I was a dick in the ass after I ate the last piece of cake.

My teacher called me a dick in the ass for talking during the test.

My dog called me a dick in the ass because I took his toy.

2

Getting the short end of the stick and then being stepped on by a donkey.

My brother got a dick in the ass when he lost his job and his phone.

I got a dick in the ass when I had to do all the chores.

My friend got a dick in the ass when he failed the math test.

3

When someone says something so stupid it’s like they stuck a pencil up their nose and called it a day.

My dad was a dick in the ass when he said the moon was made of cheese.

My friend was a dick in the ass when she said dogs could fly.

My teacher was a dick in the ass when he said 2+2 was 5.

4

When everything goes wrong at once and you want to scream into a blender.

My plans went to hell when the internet died and my dog ate my homework.

My party was a disaster when the pizza was cold and the music was loud.

My game was ruined when I lost my phone and my dog chewed my shoe.

5

When someone acts like a spoiled brat who thinks the world revolves around them and their bad hair day.

My cousin was a dick in the ass because he wouldn’t share his candy.

My friend was a dick in the ass because he kept interrupting my story.

My brother was a dick in the ass because he took my snack.

6

When someone is grumpy enough to kick a puppy and then complain about the noise.

My mom was a dick in the ass because she yelled at me for no reason.

My dog was a dick in the ass because he barked all night.

My friend was a dick in the ass because he was mad about the game.

7

When someone is so mad they could punch a wall and then blame the wall for being too soft.

My brother was a dick in the ass because he lost his favorite toy.

My friend was a dick in the ass because he failed the test.

My mom was a dick in the ass because she had to work late.