A Dic
A bunch of silly names that mean the same thing. It's like they all just want to be called something else.
DIC: 'Also known as Penisaurous. Or WeeWee. Or DoodleBop. Or Bussy. Or Man Cooche. Or just DoodlyBop.'
DIC: 'It's like I have 10 names and they all mean the same thing. Just pick one.'
DIC: 'I’m not sure what I’m called anymore. I think I’m called DoodlyBop now.'