A Dickading
When you're so obsessed with your penis you eat, drink, and live like a king just to keep it happy.
I ate three pizzas, drank six beers, and stayed up till 3 a. m. just to keep my dick satisfied.
He spent all his money on a massage for his penis and forgot about his rent.
She gave him a foot massage, and he said it was like a vacation for his dick.