Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy with a huge hole in his face. He loves shoving things so big down his throat it looks like he's trying to swallow a brick.

I saw him eat a whole pizza and a bag of chips at once.

He tried to deep throat a bottle of soda and it exploded.

He swallowed a fork and it came out his nose.

2

You’ve seen him. You just don’t remember where.

He was in the hallway, but I didn’t notice.

He walked past me twice and I still didn’t get it.

He was in my class and I forgot his name.

3

The biggest piece of trash who stole your food and laughed at you.

He took my burger and threw it in the trash.

He took my chips and ate them in front of me.

He took my snack and left me with nothing.

4

Something bad is happening, and instead of helping, you record it like it's a movie.

I watched him get hit by a car and filmed it.

I saw him fall off a chair and took a video.

I watched him eat a whole pie and recorded it.

5

A guy who’s hilarious and loves to tease you. He gives you dumb nicknames and makes you laugh until you cry.

He called me 'Blob' and I still hate it.

He made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair.

He told me a joke so stupid it made me cry.

6

A guy who’s sweet and everyone loves him. He’s so cute and funny, you can’t help but fall for him.

He smiled at me and I instantly liked him.

He told me a joke and I laughed for 10 minutes.

He walked by and I instantly had a crush.

7

A guy who loves his friends and will beat you up if you mess with them. He’s strong, fast, and has a huge cock.

He beat me up for messing with his friend.

He ran faster than me and I couldn’t catch him.

He showed off his cock and it was huge.