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A daddy
What my fake girlfriend shouts at me when I'm ripping her soul out during sex
"Daddy, I'm gonna die!", said by a girl who's been used by 10 guys before me.
She called me Daddy and I called her a piece of trash.
My fake girlfriend said, "Daddy, I'm gonna die, and I don't even like you."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A daddy
What I call myself when I'm being a hot guy and pretending to be a father figure
I called myself Daddy because I felt like a hot guy.
I was pretending to be a father and called myself Daddy.
I said, "Daddy, I'm gonna make you my slave."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A daddy
What little girls call older guys who let them eat their snacks and also beat them up
My little cousin called her teacher Daddy because he let her eat his snack.
She called me Daddy because I let her eat my lunch.
He called her baby girl and she called him Daddy, it was cute.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cylinder den burst
When your problems are so bad they’re like a toilet clogged with hair and pizza grease
My life is a cylinder den burst. I can’t even pee in peace.
This week has been a cylinder den burst. I’ve had three bad days in a row.
He said his job was a cylinder den burst. I believe him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cylinder den burst
When you’re so broken you could be used to fix a broken toaster
She’s a cylinder den burst. Her drama is worse than my ex’s hair.
This relationship is a cylinder den burst. It’s not even a little broken.
His mind is a cylinder den burst. He can’t even remember his own name.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cylinder den burst
When you’re so messed up you could start a war just to get a better WiFi signal
This kid is a cylinder den burst. He fights over candy and thinks it’s a real battle.
Her brain is a cylinder den burst. She can’t even finish a sentence without swearing.
His life is a cylinder den burst. He’s fighting with his mom over the last slice of pizza.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cylinder den burst
When you're so bad at life that you could make a zombie cry
He’s a cylinder den burst. He failed his math test and cried like a baby.
This guy is a cylinder den burst. He couldn’t even beat his dog at hide and seek.
Her life is a cylinder den burst. She cried when her plants died.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cylinder den burst
When your problems are so big they could take down a spaceship
My life is a cylinder den burst. I can’t even deal with my own thoughts.
He’s a cylinder den burst. His problems could take down a spaceship.
This kid is a cylinder den burst. He failed his science test and cried in front of the whole class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A curt
A metrosexual man who wears shirts that look like grandma’s curtains, but in neon colors. He thinks he’s cool because it’s Hugo Boss, not some cheap topshop trash.
DM: 'I saw you at the shops wearing that neon curtain shirt, are you trying to blind me?'
Text: 'He walked into the pub like a walking disco ball. I swear the lebanons called a priest.'
Tweet: 'This man’s outfit is so bad, it’s a miracle he can still breathe.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A curt
A girl who’s okay looking, but gets really mad when someone mentions the name Jen. She also loves Starbucks and hates uggs.
Text: 'I just saw Jen at the mall and I exploded. I literally screamed in the middle of the food court.'
Tweet: 'Uggs are the devil. I hate them more than I hate JEN.'
DM: 'You like Starbucks? Great. You also hate JEN? Even better.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A curt
Short for being mean and hurting people with your words.
Text: 'You called me names, and I was so mad I could’ve screamed.'
Tweet: 'He was so curt, I felt like I’d been punched by a grumpy elf.'
DM: 'She said I was ugly and I was so hurt I cried in my cereal.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A curt
A stupid word from the streets that means cute. Also used by people who think they’re cool.
Text: 'He’s so curt, I want to kiss him.'
Tweet: 'Curt is just a stupid word for cute, and I hate it.'
DM: 'You’re cute, but I still think curt is a stupid word.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A curt
The best guy ever. He fixes things, helps people, and makes you laugh. He’s like a superhero but with tools.
Tweet: 'Curt fixed my car, my heart, and my life. He’s a superhero.'
Text: 'He came over, fixed my sink, and made me laugh. He’s a god.'
DM: 'Curt is the best. He fixed my life and I’m not even exaggerating.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A curt
A person you can’t trust. They’ll leave you hanging and make you wait forever.
Text: 'He said he’d be here at 8, but now it’s 10 and he’s still not here.'
Tweet: 'Curt is the worst. He said he’d help me, but he disappeared.'
DM: 'You said you’d come, but you didn’t. I’m mad.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A curt
A kiss or snog. Mainly used in the North of Ireland. It’s like a big kiss and it’s pretty much the best thing ever.
Text: 'He gave me a curt and I was so happy I could’ve died.'
Tweet: 'A curt is the best thing in life, and I swear it’s from heaven.'
DM: 'You gave me a curt and I felt like I was in heaven.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cut above the rest
The guy who’s so good he makes everyone else look like they fell into a toilet.
That kid in math class could solve a problem before the teacher even finished explaining it.
My cousin’s dog can beat me at chess. I’m not even mad.
He passed the test with a 100 while I got a 52 and cried in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cut above the rest
The only person who doesn’t need a second chance because they’re already perfect.
She aced the spelling bee without even blinking. I had to spell 'antidisestablishmentarianism' twice.
My brother didn’t even need to study for the test. He just looked at it and said, 'I’m done.'
He ate the whole pizza by himself. I had to fight the crust.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cut above the rest
The kind of person who makes you feel like you’re the one who failed life.
He got into college without even trying. I had to send a letter begging them to accept me.
She got the last slice of pizza and didn’t even offer me a piece.
He got a 100 on the quiz while I got a 47 and got called out in front of the whole class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cut above the rest
The only person who could make a math problem look like a joke.
He finished the math homework in five minutes. I took the whole hour and still got it wrong.
She could solve a problem before I even finished reading it.
He got the answer right on the first try. I got it wrong on the second and cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cut above the rest
The person who’s so good you start questioning your own existence.
He beat me at video games without even trying. I got knocked out in three seconds.
She got the highest score on the test. I got the lowest and had to hide in the closet.
He finished the race before I even started running.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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