A cylinder den burst

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When your problems are so bad they’re like a toilet clogged with hair and pizza grease

My life is a cylinder den burst. I can’t even pee in peace.

This week has been a cylinder den burst. I’ve had three bad days in a row.

He said his job was a cylinder den burst. I believe him.

When you’re so broken you could be used to fix a broken toaster

She’s a cylinder den burst. Her drama is worse than my ex’s hair.

This relationship is a cylinder den burst. It’s not even a little broken.

His mind is a cylinder den burst. He can’t even remember his own name.

When you’re so messed up you could start a war just to get a better WiFi signal

This kid is a cylinder den burst. He fights over candy and thinks it’s a real battle.

Her brain is a cylinder den burst. She can’t even finish a sentence without swearing.

His life is a cylinder den burst. He’s fighting with his mom over the last slice of pizza.

When you're so bad at life that you could make a zombie cry

He’s a cylinder den burst. He failed his math test and cried like a baby.

This guy is a cylinder den burst. He couldn’t even beat his dog at hide and seek.

Her life is a cylinder den burst. She cried when her plants died.

When your problems are so big they could take down a spaceship

My life is a cylinder den burst. I can’t even deal with my own thoughts.

He’s a cylinder den burst. His problems could take down a spaceship.

This kid is a cylinder den burst. He failed his science test and cried in front of the whole class.