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When you and a girl rip each other's guts out at noon on Sunday because you're both too lazy to do anything else

"Daddy! I'm gonna die!", from a girl who just got butt-fucked at noon.

He looked at me like I was a piece of meat and said, "You're my Sunday lunch."

My friend's dog called him Daddy because he let it eat his lunch.

The guy who's responsible for your existence but also the guy who probably ate your last slice of pizza

Daddy, I swear if you eat my pizza I'll call the cops.

He's the reason I exist and also the reason I hate breakfast.

My dad called me a baby and I called him Daddy, it was a war.

Your hot guy who beats the living daylights out of your pussy and makes you scream like a feral animal

"Daddy! You're killing me!", said by a girl who just got beaten up by her boyfriend.

He hits so hard I think I'm gonna explode.

I called my teacher Daddy and got detention.

What my fake girlfriend shouts at me when I'm ripping her soul out during sex

"Daddy, I'm gonna die!", said by a girl who's been used by 10 guys before me.

She called me Daddy and I called her a piece of trash.

My fake girlfriend said, "Daddy, I'm gonna die, and I don't even like you."

What I call myself when I'm being a hot guy and pretending to be a father figure

I called myself Daddy because I felt like a hot guy.

I was pretending to be a father and called myself Daddy.

I said, "Daddy, I'm gonna make you my slave."

What little girls call older guys who let them eat their snacks and also beat them up

My little cousin called her teacher Daddy because he let her eat his snack.

She called me Daddy because I let her eat my lunch.

He called her baby girl and she called him Daddy, it was cute.