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A girl who’s okay looking, but gets really mad when someone mentions the name Jen. She also loves Starbucks and hates uggs.
Text: 'I just saw Jen at the mall and I exploded. I literally screamed in the middle of the food court.'
Tweet: 'Uggs are the devil. I hate them more than I hate JEN.'
DM: 'You like Starbucks? Great. You also hate JEN? Even better.'