A cut above the rest

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The guy who’s so good he makes everyone else look like they fell into a toilet.
That kid in math class could solve a problem before the teacher even finished explaining it.
My cousin’s dog can beat me at chess. I’m not even mad.
He passed the test with a 100 while I got a 52 and cried in the hallway.
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The only person who doesn’t need a second chance because they’re already perfect.
She aced the spelling bee without even blinking. I had to spell 'antidisestablishmentarianism' twice.
My brother didn’t even need to study for the test. He just looked at it and said, 'I’m done.'
He ate the whole pizza by himself. I had to fight the crust.
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The kind of person who makes you feel like you’re the one who failed life.
He got into college without even trying. I had to send a letter begging them to accept me.
She got the last slice of pizza and didn’t even offer me a piece.
He got a 100 on the quiz while I got a 47 and got called out in front of the whole class.
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The only person who could make a math problem look like a joke.
He finished the math homework in five minutes. I took the whole hour and still got it wrong.
She could solve a problem before I even finished reading it.
He got the answer right on the first try. I got it wrong on the second and cried.
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The person who’s so good you start questioning your own existence.
He beat me at video games without even trying. I got knocked out in three seconds.
She got the highest score on the test. I got the lowest and had to hide in the closet.
He finished the race before I even started running.
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The only person who could make you feel like a total failure.
He got all the answers right. I got half of them and had to ask for help.
She got the best grade in the class. I got the worst and had to face the teacher.
He ate the whole cake. I had to fight for the crumbs.
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