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He got all the answers right. I got half of them and had to ask for help.

She got the best grade in the class. I got the worst and had to face the teacher.

He ate the whole cake. I had to fight for the crumbs.

This show is so bad it makes my dog cry.

I watched it once and I've been haunted ever since.

They took a decent show and turned it into a pile of garbage.

I can't believe they made this show. It's like watching a potato fall asleep.

This show is so dumb, my goldfish has a better opinion of it.

It's like the worst version of the worst show ever.

This show is so bad it should be banned.

I watched this and I now live in a cave.

It’s like someone took a decent idea and threw it in the trash.

I need a cup of joe before I go punch my boss.

My coffee is so strong it could wake the dead.

That’s not coffee, that’s a cup of joe and a curse.

My dad says it’s a cup of joe because he’s still mad about the navy.

That coffee is so bad it’s a cup of joe from the 1800s.

I drank a cup of joe and it made me cry.

That cup of joe is from Raleigh, and it’s got a whole history behind it.

I’m not just drinking coffee, I’m drinking a cup of joe from the birthplace of America’s coffee obsession.

I’m not just a coffee lover, I’m a cup of joe connoisseur.

That cup of joe is just a joke, but I still drink it.

My barista calls it a cup of joe because she’s bad at pronunciation.

I asked for a cappuccino and got a cup of joe instead.

I’m drinking a cup of joe and thinking about Joe Mama.

That’s not just coffee, that’s a cup of joe and a memory.

I asked for a cup of joe and got a reminder of my childhood.

I’m drinking a cup of joe and thinking about my boyfriend’s cum.

That’s not just coffee, that’s a cup of joe and a dirty secret.

I asked for a cup of joe and got a little extra.

I peed in a cup of joe and turned the concert into a wrestling match.

That girl’s face was priceless when I poured my cup of joe on her.

I did a cup of joe at the concert and my bladder was proud.

My mom drinks it every time she feels like dying

I used to think it was a energy drink

My brother tried it and cried like a baby

My teacher drinks it before class

I thought it was a smoothie

My cousin drank it and fell asleep in a pizza box

My dad drinks it every Friday

I thought it was a new type of juice

My sister drank it and threw up in the toilet

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They just said, 'Maybe if you wasn't bussin' off them yerkies all day you'duh thunk of a better plan, dingo!' like it was a real quote.

Arthur Morgan just called them a fish and they still didn't get it.

They posted, 'I'm a johnmarstonfanatic20193419283213298598487514781325348312125351327852654877879873218732182318213898718231754876365781532461358271328753826751328567328325115328251386', and nobody believed them.

They took the quote 'Maybe if you wasn't bussin' off them yerkies all day you'duh thunk of a better plan, dingo!' and put it on a meme about donkeys.

Arthur Morgan said, 'You sir, are a fish,' and they went, 'I knew that quote!' like it was a badge of honor.

They wrote, 'I'm a johnmarstonfanatic20193419283213298598487514781325348312125351327852654877879873218732182318213898718231754876365781532461358271328753826751328567328325115328251386 and I did the swan pose!' like it was a real accomplishment.

They said, 'Maybe if you wasn't bussin' off them yerkies all day you'duh thunk of a better plan, dingo!' like they were Arthur Morgan.

Arthur Morgan said, 'You sir, are a fish,' and they replied, 'I do the swan pose!' like that meant something.

My aunt’s yard was a cunt's picnic. She brought 10 pies and 20 cunts.

At the park, it was a cunt's picnic. They threw chips at each other like it was a war.

My cousin’s birthday was a cunt's picnic. Everyone was yelling and eating pizza like it was the end of the world.

At the mall food court, it was a cunt's picnic. They were all eating and bashing the new movie.

My teacher’s lunch break was a cunt's picnic. She was arguing with the principal over a pencil.

The family reunion was a cunt's picnic. They all hated each other and ate too much.

My mom’s friend’s house was a cunt's picnic. She made me eat five cookies and called me a baby.

At the grocery store, it was a cunt's picnic. They were all fighting over the last bag of chips.

My brother’s sleepover was a cunt's picnic. He told all my friends I was a bad dancer.