Discover Slang

A cannon to a pebble
You’re turning a small problem into a big mess, with a lot of swearing and drama.
She screamed at me for five minutes because I used the wrong pen.
He yelled about me walking in the house with muddy shoes.
My friend got angry because I forgot to bring one soda to the party.
A cannon to a pebble
You’re arguing like you’re in a war, but it’s just about something tiny and stupid.
She argued with me for 15 minutes about my hair being a little messy.
He got mad because I left my sock on the floor. He called me a cannon to a pebble.
My mom yelled at me for 10 minutes because I spilled one drop of milk.
A candle idea
A half-decent plan that gets you out of trouble but smells like burnt hair and bad decisions.
My idea to microwave the pizza was a candle idea. It didn’t burn the house down, so I guess it worked.
She said we’d just sneak into the concert. It was a candle idea, but it worked.
He decided to text his ex instead of calling her. A candle idea, but it got the job done.
A candle idea
A plan so weak it could light a fire, but it’s still better than nothing.
I said we’d just take the bus. A candle idea, but it got us there.
He tried to explain the math problem like it was easy. A candle idea, but it worked.
She said we’d just eat cereal for dinner. A candle idea, but it worked.
A candle idea
A barely passable plan that somehow doesn’t make everything worse.
He said we’d just walk to school. A candle idea, but we got there.
She said we’d just skip homework. A candle idea, but it worked.
He tried to fix the sink with a spoon. A candle idea, but it didn’t make things worse.
A can of bean soup
A can of bean soup is like a sad cry for help from a bean. It’s mostly water and anger, and it tastes like regret.
I opened a can of bean soup and it looked like my life choices.
My dad eats bean soup every day. It’s like he’s punishing himself.
That bean soup was so bad, it made my dog cry.
A can of bean soup
A can of bean soup is the liquid version of a bean’s last stand. It’s weak, it’s watery, and it’s basically a crime against food.
I ate bean soup for dinner and it felt like I was being interrogated by a bean.
That bean soup was so runny, it could’ve been a river.
My brother tried to eat bean soup and it just stared back at him.
A can of bean soup
A can of bean soup is like a bean’s final sigh before it gives up on life. It’s bland, it’s boring, and it’s the worst thing you could ever put in your mouth.
I opened a can of bean soup and it was like watching a bean commit suicide.
That bean soup was so bland, it made my lunch sad.
I tried to eat bean soup, and my taste buds ran away.
A call-dwell
A person who thinks Urban Dictionary is the Bible and uses it to argue like it's the final word.
'I swear it's in the dictionary, so it must be true!'
''I'm not wrong, I checked Urban Dictionary.'
''You can't prove me wrong, I've got a source.'
A call-dwell
They argue with people like they’re in a debate and Urban Dictionary is their only weapon.
''You're wrong, I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.''
''I win, I used a real source.''
''You don’t know what you’re talking about, I’ve got proof.'
A call-dwell
They’re the kind of person who thinks Urban Dictionary is real and will fight to the death over it.
''I’ll die before I let you say that word wrong.''
''You can’t argue with me, I’ve got Urban Dictionary on my side.''
''I’m not wrong, I’ve got the dictionary to back me up.'
A call-dwell
They argue like they’re in a courtroom and Urban Dictionary is their only witness.
''The dictionary says so, so I’m right.''
''You can’t argue with me, I’ve got the dictionary as my witness.''
''I win, the dictionary said so.'
A call-dwell
They’re the kind of person who argues just to use Urban Dictionary and nothing else.
''I’m not wrong, I checked Urban Dictionary.''
''You can’t prove me wrong, I’ve got the dictionary.''
''The dictionary said it, so it’s true.'
A call-dwell
They back up every dumb thing they say with Urban Dictionary like it’s the only thing that matters.
''The dictionary says it, so I’m right.''
''I win because the dictionary says so.''
''I’m not wrong, I’ve got the dictionary on my side.'
A call with a friend in Vienna
A secret meeting to blow your nose with expensive powder.
I told my friend I was coming over to sniff some fancy dust.
We agreed to meet at the pharmacy instead of the café.
She brought the salts, I brought the trash bag.
A call with a friend in Vienna
A fancy way to say you're both too high to talk.
We met up and just stared at each other like we were on different drugs.
He said hello, I said 'meh' and started sniffing.
We didn’t even notice the time had passed.
A call with a friend in Vienna
A sneaky excuse to avoid doing actual work.
I told my boss I had a meeting with my friend in Vienna.
We both snorted salts and pretended it was a business strategy.
The boss left, we stayed and watched cat videos.
A caden???
A caden is a guy who plays Fortnite so much he forgets to breathe, smells like old pizza, and still thinks he’s hot enough to be your boyfriend.
Fortnite or die.
You’re not my boyfriend. You’re my Fortnite partner.
I’ll beat you in Fortnite, and then I’ll beat you in real life.
A caden???
Caden is a water bender who will drown you in a toilet bowl and call it a mercy kill.
I’m gonna drown you in the sink.
You think you’re tough? I’ll turn your water bottle into a murder weapon.
I’ll bend your water so hard, you’ll be a soggy taco.
A caden???
Caden is like a sweet, hot, funny, and slightly confused guy who still thinks he’s a nobody, even though everyone else thinks he’s a legend.
You’re not a nobody. You’re a legend.
You’re sweet, hot, and I’m not even mad you teased me.
You’re a legend, and you still think you’re a nobody.
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