Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A caden is a guy who plays Fortnite so much he forgets to breathe, smells like old pizza, and still thinks he’s hot enough to be your boyfriend.

Fortnite or die.

You’re not my boyfriend. You’re my Fortnite partner.

I’ll beat you in Fortnite, and then I’ll beat you in real life.

2

Caden is a water bender who will drown you in a toilet bowl and call it a mercy kill.

I’m gonna drown you in the sink.

You think you’re tough? I’ll turn your water bottle into a murder weapon.

I’ll bend your water so hard, you’ll be a soggy taco.

3

Caden is like a sweet, hot, funny, and slightly confused guy who still thinks he’s a nobody, even though everyone else thinks he’s a legend.

You’re not a nobody. You’re a legend.

You’re sweet, hot, and I’m not even mad you teased me.

You’re a legend, and you still think you’re a nobody.

4

Caden is a water bender who will splash you so hard, you’ll think the ocean attacked you.

You’re gonna get splashed so hard, you’ll think you’re in the ocean.

I’m gonna bend your water and turn you into a soggy mess.

You better watch out, or I’ll turn your face into a water park.

5

Caden is that weird guy who helps everyone, then goes home with them and beats them with a ruler like they owe him money.

I’ll help you, and then I’ll beat you with a ruler.

You owe me money, and I’m gonna charge you with a ruler.

I’ll help you in class, then beat you with a ruler.

6

Caden is a perfect guy who’s sweet, funny, and has the best smile, even though he thinks he’s the worst person in the world.

You’re the best, even if you think you’re the worst.

You’re perfect, and you don’t even know it.

You’re sweet, funny, and have the best smile in the whole universe.

7

Caden is a popular, weird, battle-spirit guy who’s got friends everywhere and still thinks he’s the worst.

You’re popular, weird, and a battle spirit.

You’ve got friends everywhere, and still think you’re the worst.

You’re a battle spirit, and you’re still weird.