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A bartlett

A person who’s so cool and funny, they make you laugh until you cry. Also, they’re probably the smartest and hottest person in the room.

'That guy is a bartlett, makes the whole bar laugh with one joke.'

'She's a bartlett, everyone’s trying to be her friend.'

'He’s a bartlett and still manages to look good while doing it.'

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A bartlett

When you stick your finger up someone's butt like it’s a personal attack. It’s not just an insult, it’s a full-blown war.

'He did a bartlett on me during the Zoom call.'

'She did a bartlett on her brother just for stealing her fries.'

'He did a bartlett on the teacher after failing the test.'

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A bartlett

A kid who still lives with their parents, won’t get a job, and makes their girlfriend pay for everything. They’re cheap, lazy, and a total pain in the ass.

'He's a bartlett, still lives with his mom and won't get a job.'

'She's a bartlett, makes her boyfriend pay for everything.'

'They’re bartletts, still living off their parents and being cheap.'

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A bartlett

A short, clumsy, dumb kid who’s not quite a midget, but not quite average. They trip, fall, and get confused by basic math.

'He’s a bartlett, fell into the pool and couldn’t swim.'

'She’s a bartlett, failed math and still doesn’t get fractions.'

'They’re bartletts, trip over everything and still think they're smart.'

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A bartlett

Something tiny and stupid that bugs you so much, you remember it for days. It’s like a pebble in your shoe, but even more annoying.

'That noise was a bartlett, bugged me all day.'

'That tiny mistake was a bartlett, ruined my whole test.'

'That one stupid comment was a bartlett, still making me mad.'

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A bartlett

A giant pile of poop so big, it’s like a mountain of shame. You’d rather die than be near it.

'That bathroom was a bartlett, smelled like a dead cow.'

'He did a bartlett on the floor and it looked like a hill.'

'She sat on a bartlett and it was the worst day of her life.'

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A basic Hispanic

A fancy Hispanic who can cook like a pro and has a gyatt so big it could knock out a whole family

My abuela is a basic Hispanic. She can clean my room, cook my favorite meal, and has a gyatt that could make the whole block laugh

That guy is a basic Hispanic. He doesn’t just cook, he cooks like a god, and his gyatt is legendary

Basic Hispanic? That’s my cousin. She has a gyatt so big, it’s like she’s got a whole squad in her face

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A basic Hispanic

A top-tier Hispanic who can clean, cook, and show off a gyatt so big it’s like it’s got its own Instagram page

My neighbor is a basic Hispanic. She cleans my house like it’s her job, cooks like a chef, and her gyatt has more followers than my mom

Basic Hispanic? That’s my uncle. He doesn’t just cook, he cooks like he’s on a food show, and his gyatt is famous

That’s my basic Hispanic cousin. She cleans, cooks, and her gyatt is so good, it could win a competition

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A basic Hispanic

A fancy Hispanic who can cook, clean, and has a gyatt that could take down a whole block

My basic Hispanic cousin can cook like a pro, clean my room like it’s her job, and her gyatt is so good, it could win a talent show

That guy is basic Hispanic. He doesn’t just clean, he cleans like he’s in a competition, and his gyatt is legendary

My basic Hispanic aunt can cook, clean, and her gyatt is so big, it’s like it’s got its own fan club

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A baron

A baron is a guy who hides his soft side behind a tough exterior. He’s loyal to the people he cares about, but he’ll keep you waiting until you prove you’re not some idiot who’ll stab him in the back.

DM: 'Bro, you’re the only one I trust. Everyone else is a backstabber.'

Text: 'You’re the only one who can make me feel like I’m not alone.'

Tweet: 'Baron is the only guy who can make me feel like I’m not going to die of loneliness.'

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A baron

A baron is someone who can sneak out of a room like a thief, without anyone even blinking.

Text: 'He left the room like he wasn’t even there.'

DM: 'He slipped out before I even knew he was gone.'

Tweet: 'Baron ghosted us all before we could say goodbye.'

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A baron

A baron is a guy who’s so good, he makes your heart do backflips and your brain shut up.

Text: 'He’s the guy who makes me forget my own name.'

DM: 'He talks to me like I’m the only person in the world.'

Tweet: 'Baron is the guy who makes my heart go nuts.'

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A baron

To baron someone is to show them up, to make them look like fools, and to make them feel like they were born in the wrong century.

Text: 'He baroned me in front of the whole team.'

DM: 'You got baroned, and it was glorious.'

Tweet: 'Baron took me down like I was a rookie.'

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A baron

A baron is like a bro’s erection, but it’s caused by bros being tighter than a girl’s grip on a guy’s heart.

Text: 'He’s got a baron because his bro is better than my girl.'

DM: 'Baron is my bro’s way of saying he’s stronger than my girl.'

Tweet: 'Bro’s bond is stronger than a girl’s love.'

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A baron

A baron is a guy so elite, he’s got a special title just for being extra.

Text: 'He’s not just a guy, he’s a certified legend.'

DM: 'He’s got the status of a king.'

Tweet: 'Baron is the guy who makes me feel like a nobody.'

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A baron

To baron is to take everything, keep it all for yourself, and laugh in the face of everyone else.

Text: 'He baroned the last slice of pizza and didn’t even apologize.'

DM: 'He took my snack and didn’t even say thank you.'

Tweet: 'Baron took the last slice like it was his birthright.'

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A barrel full of monkeys

A barrel full of monkeys is when something is as boring as a bunch of little plastic monkeys that just sit there and do nothing. It’s like being stuck in a classroom with no teacher and no snacks.

My weekend was a barrel full of monkeys. I watched paint dry and counted ceiling tiles.

This meeting was a barrel full of monkeys. I could’ve gone to sleep and missed nothing.

That movie was a barrel full of monkeys. I had to pee twice and still didn’t care.

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A barrel full of monkeys

A barrel full of monkeys is when you have to do something so stupid that it feels like you’re in a group of men jerking off in a circle, and you’re the one stuck in the middle.

My job is a barrel full of monkeys. I sit there and click buttons like I’m in a weird group dance.

That party was a barrel full of monkeys. I had to jerk off three people and still didn’t get a drink.

This class is a barrel full of monkeys. I had to jerk off the teacher and still didn’t learn anything.

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A bargain lunch

A lunch so cheap it makes your wallet cry and your stomach yell for more.

I got a bargain lunch for $2. My stomach is now screaming for a second job.

That sandwich was a bargain lunch. I ate it so fast, I choked on my pride.

My lunch cost less than my ex's ego. It was a bargain lunch, and I loved it.

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A bargain lunch

A meal so good, it’s like your lunch break just got a raise and a hug.

My lunch was a bargain lunch. It was better than my boss’s motivational speech.

That burger was a bargain lunch. I’m now questioning my life choices.

I had a bargain lunch, and it felt like I won the lottery. For my stomach.

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