A bartlett

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A guy who thinks he's fabulous, flirts with everything that moves, but still acts like he's straight. Sometimes he's just a gay man who's too scared to admit it.
'He's a bartlett, flirts with the waiter and still denies being gay.'
'He's been hitting on the barista for a month and still says he's straight.'
'He's a bartlett who's too scared to come out to his mom.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who’s so cool and funny, they make you laugh until you cry. Also, they’re probably the smartest and hottest person in the room.
'That guy is a bartlett, makes the whole bar laugh with one joke.'
'She's a bartlett, everyone’s trying to be her friend.'
'He’s a bartlett and still manages to look good while doing it.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you stick your finger up someone's butt like it’s a personal attack. It’s not just an insult, it’s a full-blown war.
'He did a bartlett on me during the Zoom call.'
'She did a bartlett on her brother just for stealing her fries.'
'He did a bartlett on the teacher after failing the test.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A kid who still lives with their parents, won’t get a job, and makes their girlfriend pay for everything. They’re cheap, lazy, and a total pain in the ass.
'He's a bartlett, still lives with his mom and won't get a job.'
'She's a bartlett, makes her boyfriend pay for everything.'
'They’re bartletts, still living off their parents and being cheap.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A short, clumsy, dumb kid who’s not quite a midget, but not quite average. They trip, fall, and get confused by basic math.
'He’s a bartlett, fell into the pool and couldn’t swim.'
'She’s a bartlett, failed math and still doesn’t get fractions.'
'They’re bartletts, trip over everything and still think they're smart.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Something tiny and stupid that bugs you so much, you remember it for days. It’s like a pebble in your shoe, but even more annoying.
'That noise was a bartlett, bugged me all day.'
'That tiny mistake was a bartlett, ruined my whole test.'
'That one stupid comment was a bartlett, still making me mad.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A giant pile of poop so big, it’s like a mountain of shame. You’d rather die than be near it.
'That bathroom was a bartlett, smelled like a dead cow.'
'He did a bartlett on the floor and it looked like a hill.'
'She sat on a bartlett and it was the worst day of her life.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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