A barrel full of monkeys

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A barrel full of monkeys is when something is as boring as a bunch of little plastic monkeys that just sit there and do nothing. It’s like being stuck in a classroom with no teacher and no snacks.
My weekend was a barrel full of monkeys. I watched paint dry and counted ceiling tiles.
This meeting was a barrel full of monkeys. I could’ve gone to sleep and missed nothing.
That movie was a barrel full of monkeys. I had to pee twice and still didn’t care.
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A barrel full of monkeys is when you have to do something so stupid that it feels like you’re in a group of men jerking off in a circle, and you’re the one stuck in the middle.
My job is a barrel full of monkeys. I sit there and click buttons like I’m in a weird group dance.
That party was a barrel full of monkeys. I had to jerk off three people and still didn’t get a drink.
This class is a barrel full of monkeys. I had to jerk off the teacher and still didn’t learn anything.
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