A can of bean soup

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A can of bean soup is like a sad cry for help from a bean. It’s mostly water and anger, and it tastes like regret.
I opened a can of bean soup and it looked like my life choices.
My dad eats bean soup every day. It’s like he’s punishing himself.
That bean soup was so bad, it made my dog cry.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A can of bean soup is the liquid version of a bean’s last stand. It’s weak, it’s watery, and it’s basically a crime against food.
I ate bean soup for dinner and it felt like I was being interrogated by a bean.
That bean soup was so runny, it could’ve been a river.
My brother tried to eat bean soup and it just stared back at him.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A can of bean soup is like a bean’s final sigh before it gives up on life. It’s bland, it’s boring, and it’s the worst thing you could ever put in your mouth.
I opened a can of bean soup and it was like watching a bean commit suicide.
That bean soup was so bland, it made my lunch sad.
I tried to eat bean soup, and my taste buds ran away.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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