A can of bean soup - A can of bean soup is like a sad cry for help from a bean. I

A can of bean soup is like a sad cry for help from a bean. It’s mostly water and anger, and it tastes like regret.

I opened a can of bean soup and it looked like my life choices.

My dad eats bean soup every day. It’s like he’s punishing himself.

That bean soup was so bad, it made my dog cry.