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A person who thinks Urban Dictionary is the Bible and uses it to argue like it's the final word.
'I swear it's in the dictionary, so it must be true!'
''I'm not wrong, I checked Urban Dictionary.'
''You can't prove me wrong, I've got a source.'
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They argue with people like they’re in a debate and Urban Dictionary is their only weapon.
''You're wrong, I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.''
''I win, I used a real source.''
''You don’t know what you’re talking about, I’ve got proof.'
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They’re the kind of person who thinks Urban Dictionary is real and will fight to the death over it.
''I’ll die before I let you say that word wrong.''
''You can’t argue with me, I’ve got Urban Dictionary on my side.''
''I’m not wrong, I’ve got the dictionary to back me up.'
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They argue like they’re in a courtroom and Urban Dictionary is their only witness.
''The dictionary says so, so I’m right.''
''You can’t argue with me, I’ve got the dictionary as my witness.''
''I win, the dictionary said so.'
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They’re the kind of person who argues just to use Urban Dictionary and nothing else.
''I’m not wrong, I checked Urban Dictionary.''
''You can’t prove me wrong, I’ve got the dictionary.''
''The dictionary said it, so it’s true.'
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They back up every dumb thing they say with Urban Dictionary like it’s the only thing that matters.
''The dictionary says it, so I’m right.''
''I win because the dictionary says so.''
''I’m not wrong, I’ve got the dictionary on my side.'
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