A candle idea

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A half-decent plan that gets you out of trouble but smells like burnt hair and bad decisions.
My idea to microwave the pizza was a candle idea. It didn’t burn the house down, so I guess it worked.
She said we’d just sneak into the concert. It was a candle idea, but it worked.
He decided to text his ex instead of calling her. A candle idea, but it got the job done.
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A plan so weak it could light a fire, but it’s still better than nothing.
I said we’d just take the bus. A candle idea, but it got us there.
He tried to explain the math problem like it was easy. A candle idea, but it worked.
She said we’d just eat cereal for dinner. A candle idea, but it worked.
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A barely passable plan that somehow doesn’t make everything worse.
He said we’d just walk to school. A candle idea, but we got there.
She said we’d just skip homework. A candle idea, but it worked.
He tried to fix the sink with a spoon. A candle idea, but it didn’t make things worse.
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