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A duck! (smokin' ducks)
A piece of cigarette no one wants, except for the people who live in trash cans.
He lit a duck and it looked like he was trying to commit suicide.
I smoked a duck and it felt like I was being tortured by a burnt match.
She found a duck and said, 'This is the best day of my life.'
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A duck! (smokin' ducks)
A cigarette butt that’s so used up, it looks like it’s begging for mercy.
I lit a duck and it made my eyes water like I had been crying for hours.
He smoked a duck and it smelled like old socks and regret.
She found a duck and said, 'This is the last time I ever touch a cigarette.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A duck! (smokin' ducks)
The final, gross end of a cigarette that only the most broken people would ever try to smoke.
I smoked a duck and it felt like I had been hit with a flaming broom.
He lit a duck and it made his face look like it was on fire.
She found a duck and said, 'This is the worst day of my life.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A duck! (smokin' ducks)
The last, sad part of a cigarette that only the most desperate people would ever try to smoke.
I found a duck and it looked like it had been through hell.
He smoked a duck and it smelled like old pizza and sadness.
She lit a duck and it made her cough so hard, she cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A duck walked up to the lemonade stand
The duck strutted up to the stand and said, 'Hey, bom bom bom, you think you can take me on?' The guy at the stand said, 'I can’t punch your face in without getting closer,' then he laughed like a madman and said, 'Come on then, let’s get this over with.'
The duck walked up like he owned the place and said, 'I'm here to buy lemonade and also to beat you up.'
The man at the stand was like, 'I'm not scared of you, duck. I've had worse days.'
The duck just stood there, smirking, like he had already won.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A duck walked up to the lemonade stand
The duck came up to the stand and said, 'Hey! Bom bom bom! I’m the guy who’s gonna make your life a living hell if you don’t give me lemonade!' The man replied, 'I can’t punch you without getting closer,' then he cackled and said, 'Come on, let’s see what you’re made of.'
The duck was all, 'I’m not just here for lemonade, I’m here for revenge.'
The man at the stand just shrugged and said, 'I’ve had worse days than this.'
The duck stood there like he was the king of the lemonade stand.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A duck walked up to the lemonade stand
The duck came up and said, 'Hey, bom bom bom! I’m 33, I live in a fancy house, I don’t smoke, and I go to bed by 11. But if I have to fight you, I will beat you.' The man said, 'I can’t punch you without getting closer,' and then laughed and said, 'Let’s do this.'
The duck was like, 'I live a quiet life, but I’m not afraid of a little stand battle.'
The man at the stand just smiled and said, 'Okay, let’s see what you’ve got.'
The duck stood there like he was the most important duck in the world.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and said, 'I’m not here to fight. I just want my peace. I don’t even drink beer. I sleep like a baby. I don’t even know what a fight is.' Then he got mad and pecked the stand.
The duck came up and said he was 33 and lived in a fancy house and didn’t even know what a fight was. Then he pecked the stand.
The duck talked about his perfect life and then pecked the stand like it was his enemy.
He rambled about his perfect routine and then pecked the stand like it was a problem in his life.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
The duck said, 'Hey, you’re coming at me?' The man said, 'I can’t punch you without getting closer.' Then he laughed and let the duck get right in his face.
The duck asked if he was coming at him, and the man said he had to get closer to punch him. Then he laughed and let the duck walk right up.
The man said he couldn’t hit the duck unless he got closer, then he just let the duck walk right up to him.
He said he had to get closer to punch the duck, then he let the duck stand right in his face like it was a challenge.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dub K
A dub K is a city in Kansas that’s so average it could make your lunch sad.
My cousin moved to Wichita and now he’s just a regular guy. No more magic.
Wichita is where my mom’s cousin lives. She says it’s like the middle of nowhere but with more people.
Wichita is the city where my dad got fired. He said it was the worst decision he ever made.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dub K
A dub K is a place that uses a dumb nickname for the letter W and calls Kansas a K. It’s like a middle schooler’s joke.
My teacher called Kansas a K and said it was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
I asked my brother why Wichita was called a dub K. He said it was because of George W. Bush and Kansas. That’s the dumbest thing ever.
My friend’s from Wichita and he says it’s a dub K. I’m not even sure what that means.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dub K
A dub K is a nickname for Kansas that sounds like it came from a guy who thinks he’s cool.
My dad said Kansas was a dub K and that made him sound like a cool guy. He’s not.
I told my friend Kansas was a dub K and he thought I was being fancy. I wasn’t.
My teacher called Kansas a dub K and I thought it was the worst thing ever. It was.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dub K
A dub K is a nickname for a place in Canada that has two cities and 400,000 people who are probably tired of being counted.
My cousin lives in Kitchener-Waterloo and says it’s a dub K. I don’t know what that means but I’m tired of counting people.
My friend’s from Kitchener and says it’s a dub K. I’m not sure why he’s so obsessed.
My teacher called Kitchener-Waterloo a dub K and I thought it was the dumbest thing ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dub K
A dub K is a girl who’s so hot she could make your brain explode and your lunch sad at the same time.
My crush is a dub K and she’s so hot I could die.
My friend’s crush is a dub K and he said she was twice as hot as my crush. I was jealous.
I asked my sister what a dub K was and she said it was a girl who was twice as hot as my crush. I believed her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dub K
A dub K is a nickname for a girl who was on TV with other girls and she was the most popular one.
My friend said Kendra Wilkinson was a dub K and she was the most popular one. I believed her.
I watched The Girls Next Door and saw Kendra Wilkinson. She was a dub K and I thought she was cool.
My cousin said Kendra Wilkinson was a dub K and I asked why. He said she was the most popular one. That made sense.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dub K
A dub K is a nickname for a place in Canada that has two cities and 400,000 people who probably wish they were somewhere else.
My friend lives in Kitchener-Waterloo and says it’s a dub K. I think he’s just tired of counting people.
My cousin moved to Kitchener and said it was a dub K. I don’t know what that means but I’m tired of counting people.
I asked my brother what a dub K was and he said it was Kitchener-Waterloo. I thought that was the dumbest thing ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dubs.
A dubs is when you lazy-ass people say "Dub dub dub" instead of saying the whole stupid thing like "World Wide Web." You’re too dumb to say it all.
Bro, just type "Dub dub dub" and stop trying to spell it out.
My mom says dub dub dub like it’s the only thing she knows.
I asked for the internet and got dub dub dub. What even is that?
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dubs.
A dubs is like the gangsta version of the internet. You say it like you’re in a fancy car with a gold chain on.
"I’m surfing the dubs, bro." Like I’m rich.
He said dub dub dub like he invented the internet.
My cousin texted me: "I’m on the dubs, bish." What even is that?
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dubs.
A dubs is when you say the wrong version of the internet. It’s like calling your mom’s boyfriend your dad.
"I’m on the dubs, bro." Like it’s WWE.
Why does he say dub dub dub like it’s a beer.
I thought dub dub dub was the internet, but it’s WWE now.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dubs.
A dubs is when you get lazy and just say "Dub dub dub" instead of typing the whole thing. You’re too lazy to type.
My brother says dub dub dub like it’s his job.
I asked for the internet and got dub dub dub. What even is that?
She said dub dub dub like she was typing it on a phone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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