A stupid meme from some weird internet forum where a guy gets hit on by a girly dude who says he can dress up like a cartoon character and have some weird fake sex. Either he says no and gets roasted, or he says yes and gets praised like a god.
'Bro, you can wear my Sonic shirt and I'll let you touch my butt.' 'No way, I'm not dressing up like a pink hedgehog.'
'Hey, you wanna be my Mario and we can go to the Mushroom Kingdom?' 'Yes, I'll be your Mario and I'll beat you at 200 coins.'
'Dude, you can be my Pikachu and I'll let you zzz me to sleep.' 'I'm in, I'll be your Pikachu and I'll zzz you to death.'
A dumb comic that happens in some online trash can where a guy is seduced by a girlie boy who wants him to dress up like a cartoon and have fake sex. If he says no, he gets called a loser. If he says yes, he gets called a god.
'You can be my Goku and I'll let you fight me.' 'No way, I'm not dressing up like a monkey.'
'Dude, you can be my Link and I'll let you beat me at sword fighting.' 'Yes, I'm your Link and I'll beat you at sword fighting and also at life.'
'You can be my Naruto and I'll let you run around like a stupid ninja.' 'Yes, I'm your Naruto and I'll run around and also run over your face.'
A stupid online joke where a guy gets hit on by a guy who acts like a girl and says he can dress up like a cartoon and have some fake sex. If he says no, he's a loser. If he says yes, he's a king.
'You can be my SpongeBob and I'll let you eat my square pants.' 'No way, I'm not dressing up like a yellow sponge.'
'Dude, you can be my Donald and I'll let you be my Donald.' 'Yes, I'm your Donald and I'll be your Donald forever.'
'You can be my Pikachu and I'll let you zzz me to sleep.' 'Yes, I'm your Pikachu and I'll zzz you to death and also to the moon.'
A secret club for boys who like to kiss and fondle each other while pretending they're playing a sport. It can get wild with guys doing all sorts of messy stuff in the middle of the field.
'Hey, that game of football was just a cover for them snuggling up in the grass.'
'I swear they're all in on it. They fake the tackle just so they can get a little kiss.'
'Why are they all covered in dirt? They were making out like pigs in a mud pit!'
A sport for kids who think they're tough but can't catch a ball to save their lives. Played mostly by the nerdy and the clumsy, usually with no adults watching.
'He tripped over his own feet during the game. Classic.'
'They played football like it was a dance-off. Total disaster.'
'He tried to catch the ball and ended up faceplanting into the dirt.'
A sexual move where you trick your buddy into hiding in your closet with a camera. You then give your girlfriend a big ol' BJ from behind, wait till she’s about to blow, then grab her neck and lift her up like a fish. Your friend bursts out and snaps a picture of her flopping around like a fish.
My friend hid in my closet with a camera. I gave my girlfriend a BJ. She was about to cum, so I grabbed her neck and lifted her. My friend popped out and took a picture. Classic fish game.
My buddy set up a camera in my closet. I gave my girlfriend a BJ. She was about to cum, I grabbed her neck and lifted her. My friend came out and snapped a photo of her flopping like a fish.
I told my buddy to hide in my closet with a camera. I gave my girlfriend a BJ. She was about to blow, so I grabbed her neck and lifted her. My buddy popped out and took a picture of her flopping around like a fish.
A wild meth-fueled game where two people race to smoke a whole bowl of speed in one go. They hold their hits in like a dumbass, trying to get as much speed in their lungs as possible. Eventually, one of them passes out and flops around like a fish on the floor.
My friend and I smoked a whole bowl of meth at once. We held our hits in like idiots. I passed out and started flopping around like a fish.
We tried to smoke the whole bowl of meth at once. I held my hit in like a dumbass. I passed out and flopped around like a fish on the floor.
My buddy and I tried to smoke the whole bowl of speed in one go. I held my hit in like a dumbass. I passed out and flopped around like a fish on the floor.
Two stupid people speed toward each other like they’re trying to die young. The first one to blink is a coward. If both keep staring, they crash like idiots.
My cousin and his buddy did this on the highway. Both had a death wish. They crashed into a truck. Now he’s in a wheelchair and my cousin is dead.
My mom and her friend did this at the mall parking lot. They both screamed like feral cats. The cars looked like they had been run over by a bull.
My brother and his friend did this on the school road. Neither blinked. The cars went flying. They both got suspended for the rest of the year.
Two people want to be friends or maybe even more, but they both act like they’re too cool to make the first move. They’re both too proud to be the first one to ask. It’s like they’re in a battle of wills.
My best friend and his crush did this for weeks. They kept avoiding each other in the hallway. Finally, he asked her out in front of the whole school.
My sister and her crush did this in the cafeteria. They sat across from each other for three weeks. No one said a word. Finally, she threw a sandwich at him.
My crush and I did this in class. We sat next to each other for weeks. He finally passed me a note. I read it and laughed. He turned red and ran out of the room.