Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny amount you’d use if you were trying to piss off a donkey.

I only drank a fuzz of beer before I started yelling at my mom.

He gave me a fuzz of money and called it a raise.

She only put a fuzz of salt on her chips and called it a crime.

2

When two lezzers rub their cunts together like they’re trying to win a prize at a sausage festival.

I walked in on my cousin and her girlfriend doing a fuzz in the kitchen.

They did a fuzz in the back of the bus and got caught by the driver.

My sister’s best friend does a fuzz every time she sees her ex.

3

When you make your point so loud it sounds like a jackhammer.

He fuzzed at me when I told him his dog was fat.

She fuzzed at the teacher when he said she failed math.

My brother fuzzed at the pizza guy when he brought the wrong toppings.

4

A stupid little haircut cops used to have because they looked like overgrown hedgehogs.

My uncle has a fuzz and he looks like a disgruntled hedgehog.

The cops at the station all have fuzzes and they look like they’re mad.

My dad’s cop buddy has a fuzz and it looks like he got hit by a lawn mower.

5

The cops, or the people who bust you for doing things you shouldn’t be doing.

The fuzz came to my house and asked me why I was smoking weed.

I got pulled over by the fuzz and got a ticket for eating pizza in my car.

My friend got arrested by the fuzz because he was eating chips in the library.

6

All the cops and every lawbreaker’s worst nightmare, used by stupid kids in the 60s and 70s.

My grandma called the fuzz the worst thing since the invention of the toilet.

The fuzz was everywhere in the 60s and they were all dumb cops.

My uncle used to say the fuzz was the reason he failed math.

7

A stupid name for a blood in Columbus, like calling a donkey a horse.

My cousin is a fuzz and he thinks he’s cool.

She got called a fuzz at school and cried.

My brother’s best friend is a fuzz and he eats pizza for breakfast.