A game of pretend

Current Trending

5 views · Added 15d ago · 3 definitions

1
A stupid meme from some weird internet forum where a guy gets hit on by a girly dude who says he can dress up like a cartoon character and have some weird fake sex. Either he says no and gets roasted, or he says yes and gets praised like a god.
'Bro, you can wear my Sonic shirt and I'll let you touch my butt.' 'No way, I'm not dressing up like a pink hedgehog.'
'Hey, you wanna be my Mario and we can go to the Mushroom Kingdom?' 'Yes, I'll be your Mario and I'll beat you at 200 coins.'
'Dude, you can be my Pikachu and I'll let you zzz me to sleep.' 'I'm in, I'll be your Pikachu and I'll zzz you to death.'
2
A dumb comic that happens in some online trash can where a guy is seduced by a girlie boy who wants him to dress up like a cartoon and have fake sex. If he says no, he gets called a loser. If he says yes, he gets called a god.
'You can be my Goku and I'll let you fight me.' 'No way, I'm not dressing up like a monkey.'
'Dude, you can be my Link and I'll let you beat me at sword fighting.' 'Yes, I'm your Link and I'll beat you at sword fighting and also at life.'
'You can be my Naruto and I'll let you run around like a stupid ninja.' 'Yes, I'm your Naruto and I'll run around and also run over your face.'
3
A stupid online joke where a guy gets hit on by a guy who acts like a girl and says he can dress up like a cartoon and have some fake sex. If he says no, he's a loser. If he says yes, he's a king.
'You can be my SpongeBob and I'll let you eat my square pants.' 'No way, I'm not dressing up like a yellow sponge.'
'Dude, you can be my Donald and I'll let you be my Donald.' 'Yes, I'm your Donald and I'll be your Donald forever.'
'You can be my Pikachu and I'll let you zzz me to sleep.' 'Yes, I'm your Pikachu and I'll zzz you to death and also to the moon.'
xs