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A Gallegos-Person
A Spanish guy who thinks his penis is the only thing that can make a monster truck cry. He prefers grinding his crotch against a gym floor to having real sex. He calls smart people 'godless nerds' and wishes they'd fall into a pit of snakes.
I saw him try to pee in a truck's exhaust. The truck sputtered like it was dying of shame.
He dry-humped a treadmill like it was his ex.
He called my math teacher a 'godless nerd' because she didn't know what a tailpipe was.
A Gallegos-Person
A guy who thinks trucks are his girlfriends. He likes to stick his junk in their exhaust and shout insults at them. He'd rather grind his hips against a couch than have real sex. He hates smart people and thinks they're just waiting to take over the world.
He stuck his penis in a truck's tailpipe and said, 'You're gonna be sorry, baby.'
He dry-humped a couch while yelling, 'I'm not done with you yet!'
He called my science teacher a 'world-taker' because she got an A on a test.
A Gallegos-Person
A guy who thinks trucks are his enemies. He sticks his penis in their exhaust and yells at them. He'd rather rub his crotch against a wall than have real sex. He calls smart people 'godless freaks' and hopes they all get eaten by sharks.
He stuck his junk in a truck's exhaust and said, 'You're gonna get it now!'
He dry-humped a wall like it was a personal enemy.
He called my history teacher a 'godless freak' because she knew more about Rome than he did.
A Galileo
To sit on the toilet for so long you think you’re going to die from the smell and the shame.
I did a Galileo after eating a whole pizza and a bag of chips.
My cousin did a Galileo so long the toilet started to stink like a dead raccoon.
I did a Galileo in the school bathroom and the janitor came running.
A Galileo
The best part of the song that makes you feel like you’re going to explode with happiness.
That line in Bohemian Rhapsody is the best Galileo ever.
I sang the Galileo part so loud my neighbor called the cops.
My friend thinks the Galileo is the best part of the whole song.
A Galileo
A pale Italian who probably got sent to jail for saying the sun goes around the Earth and not the other way around.
That Galileo looks like he got sunburned by a flashlight.
My uncle is a Galileo and he got put in jail for being right.
She’s a Galileo and she thinks the Earth goes around the sun like it’s a normal thing.
A Galileo
To slice off someone’s middle finger like it’s a bad habit.
He did a Galileo to his brother for stealing his lunch money.
My sister did a Galileo to her friend for talking behind her back.
That guy did a Galileo to his boss because he was tired of getting yelled at.
A Galileo
When you’re so sure your butt is round, but everyone else says it’s flat and you’re just trying to be cool.
I told my friend my butt was round, but he said it looked like a pancake.
My mom says my butt is flat and I think she’s just being mean.
I tried to do a Galileo but my butt looked like a sad burger.
A Galileo
Yelling 'Galileo' over and over like you're in a madhouse and you want to be famous.
I yelled 'Galileo!' so loud the whole school heard me.
My friend did a Galileo and it turned into a Galileo Figaro.
I yelled 'Galileo' in the middle of math class and got sent to the office.
A Galileo
A school full of weirdos, weird parents, and teachers who don’t know what they’re doing but somehow everyone gets along.
This school is the worst, but we all still hang out after class.
I went to a Galileo school and the teachers didn’t even know how to use the whiteboard.
My friend went to a Galileo school and they had a lunch fight over who had the best pizza.
A Gagging of Chugn
A bunch of loud Australian girls getting wasted and causing chaos. They’re like a party in a bag and they’re not afraid to rip it open.
Just saw a gagging of Chugn at the bar. They drank the bartender’s beer and then started a dance-off.
My cousin’s in a gagging of Chugn. She texted me: 'We’re getting drunk and I’m bringing my ex.'
The gagging of Chugn took over the restaurant. They laughed so loud the ceiling almost fell.
A Gagging of Chugn
A gang of Australian girls who think they’re the best at everything. They’re loud, they’re drunk, and they don’t care who knows it.
My neighbor’s in a gagging of Chugn. She told me: 'We’re gonna eat the whole pizza and then we’re gonna eat the waiter.'
At the club, a gagging of Chugn showed up and started singing. Everyone joined in. It was a disaster.
My friend’s in a gagging of Chugn. She said: 'We’re gonna dance until the lights go out.'
A Gagging of Chugn
A group of Australian girls who come out to play and they bring the mess with them. They’re loud, they’re drunk, and they’re not going anywhere.
The gagging of Chugn came to my house. They drank all my soda and then they tried to paint my wall.
I saw a gagging of Chugn at the mall. They bought all the snacks and then they threw a bag at me.
My sister’s in a gagging of Chugn. She said: 'We’re gonna drink, we’re gonna dance, and we’re gonna annoy everyone.'
A Gage
Gage is a total softie who thinks he's a monster but is actually a saint. He'll save your life but still curse at you for being stupid.
Gage: 'I'm gonna fail this test, but I'm still gonna help you pass.'
Gage: 'You're dumb, but I'm still your best friend.'
Gage: 'I'm gonna die, but I'm still gonna text you at 2 AM.'
A Gage
Gage is a forgiving idiot who loves video games and will save your life if you're in trouble. He thinks he's ugly but is actually hot.
Gage: 'I'm gonna beat you at Mario Kart, but I'll still let you win.'
Gage: 'I'm ugly, but I'm still gonna make you laugh.'
Gage: 'I'm gonna save you from your parents, but I'm still gonna be weird.'
A Gage
Gage is a gorgeous man who thinks he's a mess, but he's actually perfect. He'll correct your grammar and make you laugh until you cry.
Gage: 'Your sentence is wrong, but I still like you.'
Gage: 'I'm gonna make you laugh until you puke.'
Gage: 'I'm ugly, but I'm still gonna be your best friend.'
A Gage
Gage is sometimes a weirdo, but he's still the best guy. He'll stick up for you and never be rude to you.
Gage: 'I'm weird, but I'm still gonna help you.'
Gage: 'I'm gonna be your best friend, even if I'm weird.'
Gage: 'I'm gonna be kind to you, even if I'm weird.'
A Gage
Gage is a funny guy who'll mock you, but he's still the best. He has the best eyes and smile and will make you laugh.
Gage: 'I'm gonna make fun of you, but I still like you.'
Gage: 'I'm gonna make you laugh until you cry.'
Gage: 'I'm gonna mock you, but I'm still your best friend.'
A Gage
Gage is a total sweetheart who'll save you from death, but he'll still curse at you. He's handsome, but he thinks he's ugly.
Gage: 'I'm gonna save you from death, but I'm still gonna curse you.'
Gage: 'I'm handsome, but I'm still gonna think I'm ugly.'
Gage: 'I'm gonna make you laugh, but I'm still gonna be weird.'
A Gage
Gage is a total legend who'll treat you like royalty. He's hot, funny, and athletic. He's the best guy ever.
Gage: 'I'm gonna treat you like royalty, even if I'm weird.'
Gage: 'I'm hot, funny, and athletic, but I'm still gonna be weird.'
Gage: 'I'm the best guy ever, but I'm still gonna be weird.'
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