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A Buckley
A dumbass who acts like they're the center of the universe and says stupid stuff all day. Total idiot.
"You're a Buckley," my friend said after I made a terrible joke.
"You're a Buckley," my teacher said after I failed the test and then said I didn't care.
"You're a Buckley," my dog said after I ate his food.
A Buckley
A tool so good it makes everyone else look like a bunch of losers. Total legend.
"You're a Buckley," my friend said after I beat him at video games.
"You're a Buckley," my teacher said after I aced the test.
"You're a Buckley," my dog said after I gave him a treat.
A Buckle
A buckle is a creepy man who lurks near schools, drives a van, and takes kids to his basement. He also shouts nonsense at protests and gets obsessed with girls on Instagram.
A buckle DMs a girl and says 'I like your hair' 20 times.
A buckle yells 'down with the browns' at a protest while wearing a clown mask.
A buckle texts a girl at 3 AM and says 'I miss you like a lost sock.'
A Buckle
A buckle is when you get all wild and sexy in a car, like you're trying to impress your crush.
A buckle happens in the backseat of a car during a school trip.
A buckle happens when you're stuck in traffic and start making out with your friend.
A buckle happens when you're drunk and try to kiss your teacher.
A Buckle
A buckle is when you're so wasted you can't think straight, like you've been drinking all day and your brain is a mess.
A buckle happens after you drink 10 cans of soda and eat a whole pizza.
A buckle happens when you try to walk home from the pub and fall into a ditch.
A buckle happens when you start singing 'Let It Be' at 2 AM and can't remember the words.
A Buckle
A buckle is when you break under pressure, like your brain explodes because life is too much.
A buckle happens when your mom yells at you for failing math.
A buckle happens when you get 100 DMs from a buckle and can't reply to them all.
A buckle happens when your teacher says 'You're not even trying' and you cry in the hallway.
A Buckle
A buckle is when you look like a total dweeb, like you're the last person anyone would want to hang out with.
A buckle is when you wear a green shirt and no one talks to you.
A buckle is when you eat a whole sandwich in front of your crush.
A buckle is when you try to be cool and just end up being weird.
A Buckle
A buckle is when you laugh so hard your knees give out, like you're watching a kid fall off a slide and it's the funniest thing ever.
A buckle happens when your friend tells a joke about a chicken and you can't stop laughing.
A buckle happens when you see a kid fall into a puddle and you start laughing so hard you fall over.
A buckle happens when your teacher says 'I hate your life' and you can't breathe from laughing.
A Buckle
A buckle is when you let out a big, smelly mess, like you're a human toilet and you just exploded.
A buckle happens when you eat a whole pizza and then go to the toilet.
A buckle happens when you're stuck in a lift and you can't hold it anymore.
A buckle happens when you drink 5 sodas and then try to sit down.
A Bucket Full of Dead Babies
The worst thing ever. Like when your momma forgot to feed you and you had to eat a whole bag of chips for breakfast.
Your cousin's TikTok dance was a bucket full of dead babies.
Your math test was a bucket full of dead babies.
That pizza was a bucket full of dead babies.
A Bucket Full of Dead Babies
When something is so good it makes you want to throw a party and invite your grandma's cat.
That meme was a bucket full of dead babies.
Your friend's new haircut was a bucket full of dead babies.
That ice cream cone was a bucket full of dead babies.
A Bryland
A Bryland is that 6-foot meathead who shows up to a party, sits in your $399 PewDiePie chair, and forces you to give him a gawk gawk 3000 while he yells at you like you’re a pencil-dick loser. He’s a big bro, but he’s also a total cocky bastard.
DM: 'Hey bro, I’m here. You’re giving me a gawk gawk 3000 right now, no questions asked.'
In-game: 'You’re not even trying! You’re a pencil-dick loser!'
Voice chat: 'I’m sitting in your chair, and I’m going to make you give me a 9000 whenever I feel like it.'
A Bryland
A Bryland is a one-of-a-kind guy with green eyes, a face that could make a statue blush, and a penis so big it looks like it could beat your dad’s. He’s a legend in bed, a master of wit, and he’ll laugh at you when you fail.
Text: 'You’re not even close to being as good as me. I’m a sexy beast.'
In the gym: 'You’re just a pencil-dick who can’t even lift a dumbbell.'
Bedtime: 'You can’t even beat me in bed, and you’re too dumb to even try.'
A Bryan Adams Party
A party where gay guys line up around the Canadian flag and jerk off. The first one to blow load gets called Bryan Adams and has to sing 'Everything I Do' in the middle while everyone else goes off.
At the party, Jake blew load first and had to sing 'Everything I Do' while everyone else screamed.
Mike was so turned on he couldn't stop laughing during the song.
The flag got soaked with cum and looked like a mess.
A Bryan Adams Party
A wild event where guys circle the Canadian flag and masturbate. The first one to cum gets crowned Bryan Adams and has to sing 'Everything I Do' while the rest of the group goes wild.
Paul crouched down and started singing 'Everything I Do' with cum on his face.
The flag was covered in cum and looked like a cheese dip.
Everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't stop.
A Bryan Adams Party
A crazy party where guys form a circle around the Canadian flag and jerk off. The first one to blow load becomes Bryan Adams and must sing 'Everything I Do' while the others go off.
The flag was so messy it looked like a cum bomb exploded.
Tom started singing like he was on stage and everyone was cheering.
People were so turned on they forgot to eat their pizza.
A Bruce Willis
when you get shot like 10 times but still laugh in your face
My uncle got shot 10 times and still laughed. That’s a Bruce Willis moment.
I got shot once and cried. My friend got shot 10 times and still said Yippee-kai-yay. That’s a Bruce Willis moment.
I tried to be a Bruce Willis. I got shot once and passed out. Not good enough.
A Bruce Willis
the guy who drinks like a sailor and acts like a god
My dad drinks like a sailor and acts like he owns the world. That’s a Bruce Willis moment.
I saw a guy drinking whiskey at 3 AM and still kicked ass. That’s a Bruce Willis moment.
My friend drank all night and still beat me up. That’s a Bruce Willis moment.
A Bruce Willis
the guy who makes Chuck Norris look like a fat kid on a treadmill
My cousin is a Chuck Norris fan, but my dad beats him up like it’s a sport. That’s a Bruce Willis moment.
Chuck Norris can’t even beat my brother. My brother is a Bruce Willis moment.
I watched Chuck Norris fight a bear. Then I watched my dad fight a bear and still laughed. That’s a Bruce Willis moment.
A Bruce Willis
the guy who was born in space and kicked ass before the dinosaurs existed
My grandpa says he was born in space. I don’t believe him. But he kicks ass like a Bruce Willis.
My cousin says he was born in space and fought a dinosaur. That’s a Bruce Willis moment.
My mom says I was born in space. She’s probably a Bruce Willis.
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