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A GEWWWWWW

To be so shocked and mad you want to throw up and cuss the person out.

When my friend told me he failed math again, I A GEWWWWWW and said, 'You’re gonna fail life!'

I A GEWWWWWW when my dog ate my homework. I threw my pencil at him.

My mom A GEWWWWWW when I told her I got a D on my report card. She yelled, 'You’re gonna end up in jail!'

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A GEWWWWWW

To be so surprised and annoyed you start cussing and maybe throw something.

I A GEWWWWWW when my teacher said we had a pop quiz. I threw my backpack at the wall.

My brother A GEWWWWWW when I told him I beat him at video games. He said, 'You’re cheating!'

I A GEWWWWWW when my phone died in the middle of a TikTok. I dropped it on the floor.

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A GEWWWWWW

To be so shocked and angry you start yelling and maybe punch the air.

I A GEWWWWWW when my friend told me he broke my favorite video game. I yelled, 'You’re gonna pay for that!'

My dad A GEWWWWWW when I said I didn’t want to eat vegetables. He punched the air and said, 'You’re gonna eat them anyway!'

I A GEWWWWWW when my cat knocked my laptop off the table. I yelled, 'You’re gonna get a time-out!'

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A GEWWWWWW

To be so surprised and mad you start cussing and maybe flip a table.

I A GEWWWWWW when my friend told me he ate my pizza. I flipped my table and yelled, 'You’re gonna regret this!'

My teacher A GEWWWWWW when I told her I was leaving class. She flipped her desk and said, 'You’re gonna come back!'

I A GEWWWWWW when my dog bit my homework. I flipped my chair and said, 'You’re gonna get a new homework!'

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A GEWWWWWW

To be so shocked and angry you start screaming and maybe throw your shoes.

I A GEWWWWWW when my friend said I had to do my homework. I screamed, 'You’re gonna get a time-out!' and threw my shoes at him.

My mom A GEWWWWWW when I told her I got a zero on my test. She screamed, 'You’re gonna fail life!' and threw my shoes at me.

I A GEWWWWWW when my dog ate my lunch. I screamed, 'You’re gonna get a new lunch!' and threw my shoes at him.

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A Funky Chicken

A sickening mix of eggnog and rum that tastes like a dead chicken threw up in a blender.

My cousin drank it and cried like a baby.

My mom tried it and said it was the worst thing she ever tasted.

I spilled it on my shirt and now it smells like a dead chicken threw up on me.

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A Funky Chicken

A dance that looks like a chicken got hit with a hammer and started doing the twist with a face full of rage.

My brother did it at a party and everyone laughed until they cried.

My neighbor tried it and broke his ankle.

I did it in the grocery store and the clerk called the cops.

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A Funky Chicken

That gross smell when a chicken sat in the sun for three days and forgot how to be fresh.

My lunch smelled like it had been left out for a week.

My dog ran away when he smelled it.

I passed out when I walked into the kitchen.

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A Funky Chicken

A seizure so wild it looks like a chicken got hit by a truck and started doing the Macarena.

My uncle had one and knocked over a whole table.

My dog had one and peed on the floor.

My sister had one and screamed like a banshee.

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A Funky Chicken

A crazy person who lives in Athens, Georgia and thinks he's the king of the world. Also thinks he's Allah Rackbar.

He tried to talk to me and I ran away.

He followed me home and started singing.

He tried to beat me up and I won.

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A Funky Chicken

A dance people do when they’re so desperate to go to the bathroom they’re about to explode.

I did it in class and everyone laughed.

My friend did it in the hallway and got in trouble.

I did it on the bus and the driver was mad.

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A Funky Chicken

A dance so bad it made the Pope cry and the Queen of England banned it forever.

I did it and got banned from the school.

My friend did it and got a ticket.

My brother did it and got kicked out of the house.

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A GAYJIT

A GAYJIT is when your mate says he’s right around the corner, but he’s actually crying in the shower trying to make his cock look good for some guy he met on Grindr and still hasn’t left his bedroom.

'I’ll be there in 5!', 30 minutes later, he shows up with a full face of glitter and a beard.

'I left my house 2 minutes ago!', he’s still in the hallway trying to convince his dad he’s not gay.

'I’ll be there in 2 minutes!', he’s still trying to fit his pants on.

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A GAYJIT

A GAYJIT is when your friend lies about being close by because he’s too busy licking his own cock in the mirror and forgot he even promised to meet you.

'I’m right behind you!', he’s still in the car trying to get his hair straightened.

'I’m coming now!', he’s still arguing with his ex about how he’s ‘not gay’.

'I’ll be there in 5!', he’s still trying to convince his pet parrot he’s not gay.

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A GAYJIT

A GAYJIT is when your buddy says he’s on his way, but he’s really stuck in his house trying to impress a guy he met on Tinder and still hasn’t left the bedroom.

'I’ll be there in 3 minutes!', he’s still trying to fix his hair and put on his best outfit.

'I’m coming now!', he’s still trying to convince his mom he’s not gay.

'I’ll be there in 5!', he’s still trying to get his pants on.

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A Fuzzy Musket

Tossing your junk over someone's face and blowing farts in their mouth like you're giving them a bad breath kiss.

My cousin did this to me during lunch and I got food all over my shirt.

At the park, my friend did a fuzzy musket to my brother and he cried.

During the game, my teammate did a fuzzy musket to the ref and got kicked out.

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A Fuzzy Musket

Sitting your butt on someone's nose while they're asleep and letting out a stink so bad it wakes them up.

My brother did this to me while I was taking a nap and I smelt like a garbage can.

My friend did a fuzzy musket to my mom and she yelled at me for hours.

During a movie, my classmate did this to the teacher and the whole class laughed.

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A Fuzzy

The urge to ride a fat kid's cock like it's the last train to salvation.

I saw my cousin riding a bus driver's cock in the park.

My brother said he'd do it if the guy had a Snickers bar.

My mom called the police because the guy was screaming 'I'm not a predator!'

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A Fuzzy

So in love you're like a dog with a bone, and the bone is a hot person.

My crush is like my dog with a bone.

I saw my little brother crying over a girl in the lunchroom.

My sister said she'd rather die than break up with her boyfriend.

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A Fuzzy

The happiness you feel when someone loves you, like you're a kid with a lollipop.

I felt fuzzy when my crush texted me.

My little brother was fuzzy after his first kiss.

My dog looked fuzzy when I gave him a treat.

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