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A MONSTA

A sick Aussie way to call someone a bad-ass cunt

She’s a MONSTA from Australia

He’s a MONSTA in the pub

That cunt is a MONSTA

A MONSTA

A scary fat girl who’ll make you cry and then eat your face

That MONSTA scared me

She’s a MONSTA in the gym

That girl is a MONSTA with a side of donuts

A MILLION DREAMS

A MILLION DREAMS is when you’re so full of stupid ideas you think you can take over the world.

I had a million dreams about becoming a billionaire by selling rubber ducks.

My sister’s got a million dreams and none of them involve doing the dishes.

He had a million dreams about being a rock star, but he still can't sing properly.

A MILLION DREAMS

A MILLION DREAMS is when you try to crush someone’s windpipe and make them snore in their sleep.

I choked my brother until he looked like a sleeping bag.

She squeezed my neck so hard I saw stars and a little bit of my life.

He pinned me down and gave me the snooze of a thousand nightmares.

A MAN HAS FARTED INTO THE RIVER

This means cs188 posted a Lego City YTP on February 1st, 2020. It was so bad, it smelled like a sewer and a goat got hit by a truck.

A man farted into the river and the river turned green.

The YTP was so cringy, my dog walked out of the room.

I saw this YTP and my brain screamed, 'No!'

A MAN HAS FARTED INTO THE RIVER

This line means cs188 posted a Lego City YTP on February 1st, 2020. It was so bad, it should have been banned by the government.

That YTP was like watching my uncle do the twist in a pool of spaghetti.

I watched it once, now I have nightmares.

It was so bad, my mom got a tattoo of a helicopter.

A MAN HAS FARTED INTO THE RIVER

This line means cs188 posted a Lego City YTP on February 1st, 2020. It was so bad, it made my pet goldfish cry.

I watched that YTP and my goldfish started singing opera.

It was that bad, my plants died from the embarrassment.

I watched it once, now I talk to my dog about it.

To kill someone without a trial, usually by hanging, because the mob was too stupid to wait for a real court.

The cops got lynched by a gang of angry citizens because they forgot to bring donuts to the jail.

The mayor got hanged by a bunch of kids who thought he was a wizard.

The dog got lynched by the neighbors because it stole the mail.

To feel so confused by David Lynch's movies that you want to punch yourself in the face.

After watching *Eraserhead* for the third time, I screamed into a pillow.

My friend got trolled by *Twin Peaks* and now he thinks the coffee shop is haunted.

I watched *Mulholland Drive* and now I question my entire existence.

Getting pummeled by a group of people who all want to beat you up at the same time.

At the park, a bunch of kids jumped me and started hitting me with a bag of chips.

I got lynched by my mom and dad because I ate the last slice of pizza.

During a video game battle, I got mobbed by five characters who all wanted to kill me.

When a bunch of people tie someone up and hang them until they’re dead or very sore.

The town hung the mayor because he forgot to water the roses.

A group of people hung my brother from a tree because he wouldn’t stop singing.

The principal got lynched by the students after they failed the big test.

Killing someone in a really brutal or public way because the mob didn’t like them.

The mob dragged the thief through the street and then stabbed him with a fork.

The teacher got killed in the school parking lot by the whole class.

The guy who stole the candy got thrown off the roof and landed in a pool.

To completely destroy something, usually by hitting it so hard it becomes nothing.

The kid hit the cake so hard it turned into crumbs.

The dog ran into the wall and got flattened like a pancake.

The robot got smashed so much it became a pile of broken parts.

A punishment where you have to sit through a whole bunch of David Lynch movies until you’re insane.

My friend had to watch *The Elephant Man* for eight hours and now he talks to walls.

I got stuck watching *Lost Highway* and I now question my identity.

My mom forced me to watch *Blue Velvet* and now I have a nightmare every night.

A Lyle is a human who lives like a hermit, has no job, no friends, and washes their hands like they're about to get stabbed by a germy monster.

'I haven't touched a doorknob in two years, I'm a Lyle.'

'He washed his hands after touching a pizza box. That’s a Lyle.'

'He’s been living in his mom’s basement for five years. Classic Lyle.'

A Lyle is a guy who’s smart, cool, and can sing like a madman, but once you betray him, he’ll vanish like a ghost and never speak to you again.

'He helped me cheat on a test, then ghosted me for a month.'

'He texted me back after three months. Just said, 'You broke my trust.''

'He showed up at my concert wearing a cape. I knew I was in trouble.'

A Lyle is a laugh machine, always trying to make you happy, and if you're lucky, they’ll be your boyfriend forever. They’ll even stay in the friend zone if that’s what you want.

'He laughed so hard at my joke, he cried.'

'He stayed in the friend zone for a year just to make me happy.'

'He texted me every day for a month just to say good morning.'

A Lyle is a hot guy who can charm the pants off any girl, and people respect him like he’s a king.

'He flirts with every girl in the class. He’s a Lyle.'

'He dated three girls at once. He’s a Lyle.'

'He walks into a room and every girl stares at him. He’s a Lyle.'

A Lyle is a total beauty, always kind, funny, and has eyes that make you go weak in the knees.

'She smiled at me and I fell in love. She’s a Lyle.'

'She’s the most popular girl in school. She’s a Lyle.'

'She’s kind, funny, and has a smile that lights up the room. She’s a Lyle.'