A MILLION DREAMS

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A MILLION DREAMS is when you’re so full of stupid ideas you think you can take over the world.

I had a million dreams about becoming a billionaire by selling rubber ducks.

My sister’s got a million dreams and none of them involve doing the dishes.

He had a million dreams about being a rock star, but he still can't sing properly.

A MILLION DREAMS is when you try to crush someone’s windpipe and make them snore in their sleep.

I choked my brother until he looked like a sleeping bag.

She squeezed my neck so hard I saw stars and a little bit of my life.

He pinned me down and gave me the snooze of a thousand nightmares.