A Lyle

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A Lyle is a human who lives like a hermit, has no job, no friends, and washes their hands like they're about to get stabbed by a germy monster.

'I haven't touched a doorknob in two years, I'm a Lyle.'

'He washed his hands after touching a pizza box. That’s a Lyle.'

'He’s been living in his mom’s basement for five years. Classic Lyle.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Lyle is a guy who’s smart, cool, and can sing like a madman, but once you betray him, he’ll vanish like a ghost and never speak to you again.

'He helped me cheat on a test, then ghosted me for a month.'

'He texted me back after three months. Just said, 'You broke my trust.''

'He showed up at my concert wearing a cape. I knew I was in trouble.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Lyle is a laugh machine, always trying to make you happy, and if you're lucky, they’ll be your boyfriend forever. They’ll even stay in the friend zone if that’s what you want.

'He laughed so hard at my joke, he cried.'

'He stayed in the friend zone for a year just to make me happy.'

'He texted me every day for a month just to say good morning.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Lyle is a hot guy who can charm the pants off any girl, and people respect him like he’s a king.

'He flirts with every girl in the class. He’s a Lyle.'

'He dated three girls at once. He’s a Lyle.'

'He walks into a room and every girl stares at him. He’s a Lyle.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Lyle is a total beauty, always kind, funny, and has eyes that make you go weak in the knees.

'She smiled at me and I fell in love. She’s a Lyle.'

'She’s the most popular girl in school. She’s a Lyle.'

'She’s kind, funny, and has a smile that lights up the room. She’s a Lyle.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Lyle is the class clown, always the most popular girl, and she’ll fight for her friends like they’re her family.

'She laughed so hard, she fell out of her chair. She’s a Lyle.'

'She stood up for me when no one else would. She’s a Lyle.'

'She’s the most popular girl in school. She’s a Lyle.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Lyle is a name so special in South America that you don’t get it until you’ve survived a brutal ritual to become an adult.

'He ate a chicken and survived. He’s a Lyle.'

'She had to drink a whole bottle of wine. She’s a Lyle.'

'He passed the ritual. Now he’s a Lyle.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago