A Lyle - A Lyle is a human who lives like a hermit, has no job, no fr

A Lyle is a human who lives like a hermit, has no job, no friends, and washes their hands like they're about to get stabbed by a germy monster.

'I haven't touched a doorknob in two years, I'm a Lyle.'

'He washed his hands after touching a pizza box. That’s a Lyle.'

'He’s been living in his mom’s basement for five years. Classic Lyle.'