A GAYJIT
A GAYJIT is when your friend lies about being close by because he’s too busy licking his own cock in the mirror and forgot he even promised to meet you.
'I’m right behind you!', he’s still in the car trying to get his hair straightened.
'I’m coming now!', he’s still arguing with his ex about how he’s ‘not gay’.
'I’ll be there in 5!', he’s still trying to convince his pet parrot he’s not gay.