A Buckle

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A buckle is a creepy man who lurks near schools, drives a van, and takes kids to his basement. He also shouts nonsense at protests and gets obsessed with girls on Instagram.
A buckle DMs a girl and says 'I like your hair' 20 times.
A buckle yells 'down with the browns' at a protest while wearing a clown mask.
A buckle texts a girl at 3 AM and says 'I miss you like a lost sock.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A buckle is when you get all wild and sexy in a car, like you're trying to impress your crush.
A buckle happens in the backseat of a car during a school trip.
A buckle happens when you're stuck in traffic and start making out with your friend.
A buckle happens when you're drunk and try to kiss your teacher.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A buckle is when you're so wasted you can't think straight, like you've been drinking all day and your brain is a mess.
A buckle happens after you drink 10 cans of soda and eat a whole pizza.
A buckle happens when you try to walk home from the pub and fall into a ditch.
A buckle happens when you start singing 'Let It Be' at 2 AM and can't remember the words.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A buckle is when you break under pressure, like your brain explodes because life is too much.
A buckle happens when your mom yells at you for failing math.
A buckle happens when you get 100 DMs from a buckle and can't reply to them all.
A buckle happens when your teacher says 'You're not even trying' and you cry in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A buckle is when you look like a total dweeb, like you're the last person anyone would want to hang out with.
A buckle is when you wear a green shirt and no one talks to you.
A buckle is when you eat a whole sandwich in front of your crush.
A buckle is when you try to be cool and just end up being weird.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A buckle is when you laugh so hard your knees give out, like you're watching a kid fall off a slide and it's the funniest thing ever.
A buckle happens when your friend tells a joke about a chicken and you can't stop laughing.
A buckle happens when you see a kid fall into a puddle and you start laughing so hard you fall over.
A buckle happens when your teacher says 'I hate your life' and you can't breathe from laughing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A buckle is when you let out a big, smelly mess, like you're a human toilet and you just exploded.
A buckle happens when you eat a whole pizza and then go to the toilet.
A buckle happens when you're stuck in a lift and you can't hold it anymore.
A buckle happens when you drink 5 sodas and then try to sit down.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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