A Bryland

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A Bryland is that 6-foot meathead who shows up to a party, sits in your $399 PewDiePie chair, and forces you to give him a gawk gawk 3000 while he yells at you like you’re a pencil-dick loser. He’s a big bro, but he’s also a total cocky bastard.
DM: 'Hey bro, I’m here. You’re giving me a gawk gawk 3000 right now, no questions asked.'
In-game: 'You’re not even trying! You’re a pencil-dick loser!'
Voice chat: 'I’m sitting in your chair, and I’m going to make you give me a 9000 whenever I feel like it.'
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A Bryland is a one-of-a-kind guy with green eyes, a face that could make a statue blush, and a penis so big it looks like it could beat your dad’s. He’s a legend in bed, a master of wit, and he’ll laugh at you when you fail.
Text: 'You’re not even close to being as good as me. I’m a sexy beast.'
In the gym: 'You’re just a pencil-dick who can’t even lift a dumbbell.'
Bedtime: 'You can’t even beat me in bed, and you’re too dumb to even try.'
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