A Gallegos-Person

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A Spanish guy who thinks his penis is the only thing that can make a monster truck cry. He prefers grinding his crotch against a gym floor to having real sex. He calls smart people 'godless nerds' and wishes they'd fall into a pit of snakes.
I saw him try to pee in a truck's exhaust. The truck sputtered like it was dying of shame.
He dry-humped a treadmill like it was his ex.
He called my math teacher a 'godless nerd' because she didn't know what a tailpipe was.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who thinks trucks are his girlfriends. He likes to stick his junk in their exhaust and shout insults at them. He'd rather grind his hips against a couch than have real sex. He hates smart people and thinks they're just waiting to take over the world.
He stuck his penis in a truck's tailpipe and said, 'You're gonna be sorry, baby.'
He dry-humped a couch while yelling, 'I'm not done with you yet!'
He called my science teacher a 'world-taker' because she got an A on a test.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who thinks trucks are his enemies. He sticks his penis in their exhaust and yells at them. He'd rather rub his crotch against a wall than have real sex. He calls smart people 'godless freaks' and hopes they all get eaten by sharks.
He stuck his junk in a truck's exhaust and said, 'You're gonna get it now!'
He dry-humped a wall like it was a personal enemy.
He called my history teacher a 'godless freak' because she knew more about Rome than he did.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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