A Gage
Gage is a total legend who'll treat you like royalty. He's hot, funny, and athletic. He's the best guy ever.
Gage: 'I'm gonna treat you like royalty, even if I'm weird.'
Gage: 'I'm hot, funny, and athletic, but I'm still gonna be weird.'
Gage: 'I'm the best guy ever, but I'm still gonna be weird.'